9. Dysfuntionalkidz

Babsgordon: dick

Babsgordon: dick

Babsgordon: dick

Dickiebird: WHAT AND DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO THROW YOUR PHONE AT ME IM LITERALLY LIKE 3 INCHES AWAY FROM You

Dickiebird: I threw the phone back at her

Babsgordon: dick

Dickiebird: waaaaat

Babsgordon: that hurt

Dickiebird: I know 😉

Babsgordon: go away

Dickiebird: YOU WERE THE ONE WANTING MY ATTENTION

Babsgordon: WELL NOW I DONT WANT IT

Babsgordon: he is literally walking out the door rn

Damiwayne: Jade said yes

Damiwayne: I mean Roth

Timbo: no you mean Jade

Timbo: Roth makes me think of Rachel aka raven

Toddster: gUyS

Stephbrown: What?

Toddster: I have our personalities as emojis

Toddster: dickiebird = 🤡🐦

Toddster: toddster = 🖕🏻

Toddster: Timbo = ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

Toddster: Stephbrown = 🥞👑 they don't have waffles, sorry

Toddster: Damiwayne = 😤👿

Toddster: Babsgordon = 🦇😈

Toddster: casscain = 👹👺

Casscain: why do I have the strange Japanese masks????

Toddster: idek just cuz

Timbo: gUyS I just ate 4 fruit roll up and a little Debbie's fruit pie and uh...

Dickiebird: DUDE WE JUST ATE DINNER LIKE 30 MINUTES AGO

Timbo: I know

Timbo: I'm ashamed

Babsgordon has added: crystaljade

Crystaljade: Sup?

Crystaljade: we are almost there

Damiwayne: we?

Crystaljade: Isis is with me. She has a car

Damiwayne: I could have sent Alfred to get you

Crystaljade: it's all good

Crystaljade: I also had to 'borrow' some things from John

Dickiebird: are you the car pulling up to the gates?

Crystaljade: yessssss

Timbo: Park next to the red bike

Crystaljade: okokok

Crystaljade: we have parked, what now?

Timbo: omg She is wearing a raincoat

Toddster: like Cass? From supernatural?

Timbo: Yes I guess

Crystaljade: no I stole Constantine's jacket

Crystaljade: it gives me holy powers

Dickiebird: it's so cute guys! She's so little compared to the jacket.

Crystaljade: stfu

Babsgordon: ok but where should we go for this?

Crystaljade: why aren't we talking normal -Isis

Stephbrown: if we use the Groupchat it makes it easier to do things

Casscain: no one will know what we are up to

Dickbird: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Toddster: Bruce is at a meeting and Alf is cleaning the house

Toddster: from my calculations the Batcave is the best option

Crystaljade: But isn't the Batcave the Portal to Hell??????

Babsgordon: Jade? Who is the lovely lady with you?

Crystaljade: Isis Amer: bluegirlgolddragon

Babsgordon has added: bluegirlgolddragon

Bluegirlgolddragon: Littyy

Toddster: y is your user so long?

Bluegirlgolddragon: idk, sometimes Thoth likes to post

Bluegirlgolddragon: and my blue hair is important and Thoth is a gold dragon

Crystaljade: he can change into a human form but he is like 8

Toddster: that's cool I guess

Timbo: he's trying hard not to make a joke

Bluegirlgolddragon: no my dragon doesn't go after girls whom have not been made a woman and no he doesn't like gold

Babsgordon: can we focus

Crystaljade: how do I get to the Batcave again?

Damiwayne: I'll come get you

Crystaljade: okokok

Damiwayne: ok we are heading down.

Crystaljade: oh, now I remember this

Bluegirlgolddragon: I've only been in the Batcave like once

Bluegirlgolddragon: because Nightwing needed me for a mission

Dickiebird: it was a great mission

Crystaljade: Todd, light candles, Damian make candles into a circle, Babs sit in the circle, dick turn on some tunes, Steph make me some waffles, Cass be yourself, Isis if I die tell john he needs new cards, and Tim, I hate you

Damiwayne: with that one phrase I fell in love

Damiwayne: jkjjkjkjk i like Colin

Damiwayne: and Jade is a lesbian

Crystaljade: no I'm pansexual

Dickiebird: if you are pan does that mean you have a handle?

Crystaljade: TrIgGeReD

Timbo: triggered like Jason at McDonald's

Toddster: *sCrEaMs*

Babsgordon: why are you throwing water on me

Bluegirlgolddragon: it's holy water ✝️💦

Babsgordon: why am i shaking

Babsgordon: oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh g

Damiwayne: why is this familiar

Damiwayne: oooooh yeah

Damiwayne: nvm

Timbo: well while Jade expells the dark creature from Babs

Timbo: let's play a game

Timbo: I spy with my little eye, something gold

Bluegirlgolddragon: my dragon

Timbo: correct

Casscain: I spy something blue

Bluegirlgolddragon: my hair

Casscain: Yes

Dickiebird: I spy with my eye, something silver

Bluegirlgolddragon: the cross

Dickiebird: how are you so good at this?

Bluegirlgolddragon: idk i just am

Damiwayne: I spy with my little eye something demonic

Damiwayne: my bad it's just my reflection in the mirror

Crystaljade: done

Crystaljade: Babs has been saved from a life spent with a demon

Crystaljade: Damian is unable to be saved tho

Timbo: darn, guess I'll just have to sell him on eBay

Crystaljade: well we will just be going

Crystaljade: bye!

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