7. Dysfunctionalkidz

Babsgordon: Damian is taking too long

Timbo: Yeah, the demon is taking a while

Dickiebird: I can hear little d laughing from his bedroom.

Casscain: maybe the joker got him with some joker gas???

Toddster: or a crowbar 🔧

Timbo: I'm sorry to tell you this but that is a wrench

Toddster: that's the closest I can get to a crowbar

Toddster: Apple hasn't updated the emojis yet

Toddster: soon they will have redheads

Toddster: and I can finally come out of shame and show my true colors

Babsgordon: stfu

Babsgordon: nobody cares.

Babsgordon: go die in a hole, it's where you belong

Timbo: GUYS IT HAS COME BACCCCKCKCKFJSKNFPSBQNELJ

Timbo: begone, thot!

Babsgordon: see why I need an exorcist

Babsgordon: and it's not just at you guys

Babsgordon: I went off on my dad too

Babsgordon has forwarded messages to the chat

Jamesgordon: hey sweetie, do you mind visiting your brother today? I can't make it

Babsgordon: why can't you go?

Jamesgordon: I have lots of work to catch up on

Babsgordon: Dad.... he killed my best friend

Babsgordon: then tried to kill me

Babsgordon: WHY THE HELL WOULD I GO VISIT A PSYCHOPATH WHO WANTS ME DEAD

Jamesgordon: I'm sorry, I just thought since it's visitors day and he somewhat has begun to get better

Babsgordon: not happening

Babsgordon: see!

Dickiebird: well he was trying to force you to visit that horrible little brother you got there

Toddster: Yeah, James jr is pretty insane if you ask me

Toddster: and I mean, I'm pretty insane

Dickiebird: that's true

Babsgordon: But Dami really is taking forever

Damiwayne: Sorry, drama is going down

Damiwayne has forward messages to the chat

Crystaljade: but if I were into men, which I am not, I'd so not be into Damian

Bluegirlgolddragon: girl you are into Damian, you just are scared because Colin could sweep the floor with your sorry butt

Redorphan: awe, you think I can beat her up?

Imthemaps: well last night she wasn't with Damian she was with me, and I'm pretty sure she was pretty happy

Crystaljade: I'm very happy with Maps, ok. I don't want anyone else. Let's drop the convo

Damiwayne: see, Jade likes me

Timbo: nothing in that made it seem like she likes you

Damiwayne: it's weird

Timbo: wtf are you doing

Babsgordon: do you like her back

Timbo: she doesn't like him

Damiwayne: no, I'm too dead inside to like anyone

Stephbrown: r i p

Dickiebird: do you want to do that thing Bruce had to talk to you about with her?

Damiwayne: intercourse? Heck no! I don't want to do that with anyone, th Grayson

Dickiebird: just had to ask

Dickiebird: Wait not even Colin

Damiwayne: Yeah, no one. Neither gender, race, body type,... nothing... no one

Toddster: oof you are going to have a rough life

Toddster: I do it at least twice a week

Timbo: can we not talk about this it makes me awkward....

Stephbrown: Girl.

Timbo: IMA BOT

dickiebird: you are a bot?

Timbo: I was trying to say boy but bot works too

Babsgordon: can we focus before I go Damian on you all

Damiwayne: Sorry Guys, she has joined my dark side™️

Damiwayne: ok I'm actually going to ask Roth now

Damiwayne: according to the chat she has her phone so now Amer won't go off on me

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