/.RATED SPG./

/text/

Sehun: Hey Babe. We need to break up. Sorry.

Luhan: But why?

Sehun: Oops. Wrong send. Sorry.

Sehun: Love you. ♥

Luhan: Oh okay.. Love you too.

Luhan: Wait... SEHUN!?

Luhan: SEHUN ANSWER ME!!

Luhan: Wow. . Cheating on me huh.

Luhan: SEHUNNNN!!!

Xiumin: Hey..

Luhan: HEY YOU. YOU. IN MY HOUSE. NOW..

Xiumin: Oh--okay. Is there an occasion?

Luhan: JUST COME TO MY HOUSE!

Xiumin: O--okay..

/3 mins later/

Xiumin: You wanna eat steamy baozi? I'm buying.

Luhan: JUST COME TO MY HOUSE GODDAMMIT!

/10 mins. later/

Door: *knock knock*

Luhan: *opened the door*

Xiumin: Hey, I bought some--

Luhan: *soullessly* You wanna get laid?

Xiumin: huh?

Luhan: *harshly pulled Minmin inside*

/After doing Sekshi time/

Luhan: *crying aggressively next to Xiumin* 

Luhan: SESE'S CHEATING ON ME!! I GAVE EVERYTHING TO HIM BUT HE STILL CHEATED ON ME!

Xiumin: uhhh  *tapping Lu's back* 

Xiumin: It's alright. I'm here. You deserve someone better.

Luhan: But I love Sehun.

Xiumin: But I love you.

/staring moment/

Xiumin leaned to kiss Luhan.

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TADA!

No request for a sequel for this chap hahaha Please. 

I apologize.

That just end there. xD