Lets just make the Italicized line as your reactions in mind..

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You : /came as new comer inside the prison/

Suho: Hi im suho..And the boys..

You: ____... what took you all here?

Suho: *sigh*
For PDA, being so fair skinned....and to be humble, being so handsome.

Seriously?

Kris: Mine was for vandalizing, when I was just doing was just painting..

Police: HEY TALL ONE!! STOP VANDALIZING THE PRISON'S WALL!!

Kris: Im not vandalizing, im just adding art in it, your wall is not my style anyway.
*crosses his arm in the corner like a child*

Ehh??

Chen: they just captured me, I dont know. They said Im extinct. And must be kept..

He looks like a dino---oh.. no doubt.

Chanyeol: HAHAHAH OH MY GOD.. I was captured because...wait..wait.. HAHAHAHAHA.. OH SHIT I CANT.. HAHAHA

I think they put him in this wrong institution.. Mental Hospital perhaps?

Tao: Stealing. But I swear, i made that woman beside me to buy me that gucci bag..

You: Why? Are you related to that woman???

Tao: No. But isnt it just fine to make a stranger buy you something??

Pabo.. tsk tsk. Who would wanna buy a stranger some very expensive ass item.

Sehun: I hate this. I just got captured for not noticing some sales lady in the mall..

You: Jinjja?? How could they captured you for that??

Sehun: *ignores you, walks away*

Tsss. No wonder. -_-

Xiumin: For my perfect body.
*lifts his shirt*

*mental format*

Kai: Rape..
*winks, lips bite & licked his lip*

*gulps*
*backs away*

Luhan: I got captured for . . . Being mistaken as a Girl entering a Men's bathroom.. Just what the hell. I am Manly as Hell. Ugh. Huhuhu.. this is so unfair!! Now who's gonna take care of my hello Kitties!!!
*tearing up*

Hmmm, MANLY huh?

Lay: Mine was Trespassing..

Baekhyun: .... at MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE!

Lay: But I was just----

Baek: Locking my Grandma outside??

Lay: I swear, I forgot.. coz the scene outside is too beautiful..

Baek: Oh shut up!!!

Ohh c'mon.. are they going to kiss or what? Wait... I mean fight. Fight. Not kiss.. Damn that Yaoi manga.

You:Wait. how did you end up here? And Why is your arm bleeding what happened to that..??

Baekhyun: Uhh.. I was choosing some eyeliners at a store then this guy creeped behind me, so I ran away with that eyeliner I held but he caught me & stabs me in the arm, then this happened. I dont know if he's been captured for this..

You: Huh? Who would---

Police: NEW COMER!!
*opens the cell door then the new comer comes in*

Kyungsoo: YOU!!!

Baekhyun: *nervous* YOU?!

Kyungsoo: YOU STOLE MY WALLET !!

Baekhyun: But I badly need some money! That store is on Sale of that limited edition eyeliners..

Kyungsoo: Now I going to steal your SOUL!!
*pulling out a knife from his shoes*

Baekhyun:/hides behind you/
PROTECT ME!!

Kyungsoo: *approaching you with his knife*

OH SHIT OH SHIT..