You and Your EXO husband doing 'IT' time in your room..

Kid: What are you

Chanyeol: You see......me and mom were making your little sister, you want a sister right?

Kid: *blinks* no, I want puppy.

Chanyeol: OKAY! OKAY! JUST CLOSE THE DOOR DEAR! DADDY BEGS YOU.

Kid: *squints* Make it two cute adorable motherfuckers. *close the door*

You: Look what your son just said after you curse on that TV Show you were featured on.

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Sehun: *in the midst of cumming* Babe---I'm cumm----

You: Dad, where are you going, can I go with you?

Sehun: WHAT THE HELL! GET OUT YOU MIDGET!

Kid: *crying away* But you said you were coming~ T^T

You: SEHUN!

Sehun: What!?

You: Go---comfort Junior. U made him cry idiot.

Sehun: But first will you let me cum before i go? ~_~

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Kid: Daddy, where's mommy? *wriggling the doorknob*

Kai: *heards the door is about to open, teleports you both at the other room*

Kid: ----I need mommy to--huh? They're not--But I just heard---oh well

Kai: She can't see us here... *smirks*

Kid: *GASPS* DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?

You: JONGIN!

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Luhan: *taking off his clothes* I'm gonna do you so hard tonight babe.

Kid: DAD!! I can't sleep--*door open*

Luhan: *quickly wore something*

Kid: Why are you wearing a pink bathrobe----shit. My friends were right.
*soullessly walks away*

Luhan: what does he mean?

You: *sigh* u just made him think ur gay, pretty boy.

Luhan: I'll take it as a compliment babe, but to tell you how many times, I'm Manly.

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You: MOM DAD IS THERE A BAO---SHIT

Xiumin: *still doing it*

You: Yes---uhhh--baby... It's in the oven. I left ----OH YES!!---it for you.

Xiumin: Close the door now sweetheart...hnnnnggg

Kid: *closed the door frozen, wide eyes* *scarred for life*

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Kid: oowwwkaaay?? *awkward*

Suho: You want me to higher your allowance right? So shut the door and forget about this.

Kid: Okay cool, No problem. *close the door*

Suho: *continues doing it*

Kid: DAD! *creeping beside the door*

Kid: Can you give me your other Black Card? Then I will completely forget everything I see tonight.

Suho: fuck this kid. SURE WHATEVER! JUST LET ME & MOM FINISH THIS!

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Kid: Whoa~ i saw unicorns flying in your room mom, dad.... Rainbows, I see red..and oohh. there's blue

Yixing: *froze & stared at your child*

Yixing: Shit

You: YIXING. What is it again honey?

Kid: I saw brownies in the fridge and eat a couple~ and now iz I can see that Unicornz r So RIL~

You: Yixing, is that the brownies you said you bake for Sehun's birthday?

Yixing: . . . . yes

You: you fucking retard

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Kid: *slams open the door*

Kris: *got caught by your kid doing it with you*

Kid: . . . .

Kris: Arent you suppose to be sleeping!?

Kid: . . . *wide eyes looking at you*

Kid: Can---can you draw me a poodle----for---our assignment?

Kris: PLEASE---GO---OUT.

Kid: You're not my style dad. Not my style. *slams the door*

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Kid: dad, what are you and mom doing?

Kyungsoo: *quickly sats beside you while you both covered in sheets*

Kyungsoo: why are you still awake Lucy?

Kid: what? it's still 3am, what do u mean why am i still awake. We're suppose to sleep at sunrise right?

Kyungsoo: YOU! GO TO SLEEP NOW! OUT!

Kid: No need to shout. Sheesh. By the way uncle Jongin is at the living room. Waiting. He looks shock. You and mom we're so noisy af btw your voice can be heard outside ~_~ *walks out*

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Kid: * stealthily capturing you on camera*

Chen: *screams* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? HOW LONG YOUVE BEEN THERE!?

Kid: No...don't mind me dad. You'll thank me soon after I caught you & mom doing it.

Chen: CHENDERELLA!!!

Kid: go on.. .don't mind me.

You: LISTEN TO YOUR DAD!!!

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Tao: *doing it with you*

Kid: DAD~ ME AND BEN BEN JR ARE GONNA BE ON A SLEEP OVER CAN HE---*opens the door*

Tao: GU TZI !! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE---oh fuck.

Kid: *covers Benben Jr's eyes*

BenBenJr: Good evening Mr. & Mrs. Huang~

Tao: He---hello. Good evening Benben Jr.

Tao: *whispered* GET THE HELL OUTTA HER GU TZI! YOU ARE SO GROUNDEADZ!!

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Baekhyun: Oh baby.. you're so hot~ AUgh..

Kid: *running inside your room crying* DADDY!! MOMMY!! I SAW MONSTER!!

Baekhyun: *wrapped you both with a blanket, sat beside you*

Baekhyun: Huh? What is it my little Angel..

Kid: I SAW SOMETHING WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR...MONSTER!!

Baekhyun: Come--WHAT THE HELL---WHY ARE THERE EYELINERS ON YOUR EYES! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! YOU LOOK LIKE PANDA! COME HERE LET DADDY FIX IT FOR YOU. GOD!

Baekhyun(to you): Be right back Hon.