Kris: "What? Painting? No.. I don't know how.. I'm shy." 
*ends up painting a masterpiece more beautiful than Monalisa*

Suho: I'm broke. T^T

Luhan: /no matter how you flip Luhan, he's still the same/

Sehun:Can someone teach me how to dance? Augh..Pheew, this bubble tea is disgusting,

/throwing it away/

Chen: /members covering their ears whenever he sings/
Members: "JUST FUCKING STICK TO DANCING PLEASE!"

Tao: Kris-hyung, please buy me a paperbag!

Xiumin: Stop looking at my baby fats. -_- Working out is not my life.

Chanyeol: /bad at instruments, ends up breaking them/

Baekhyun: No, I prefer to have natural looks.. I SAID NO MAKE UPS! Get that THING (eyeliner) away from me! GODDD!!.. I'm all natural bitches.

Kai: Help meeee.. Why dancing so hard on me~ Acting sexy ends up doing it terribly.
/the fairest skin of them all/

DO: /the most approachable and angelic member, but the foods he cook were like poison/

Lay: /remembers everything from his member's name, blood type, birthday, age until the last food they ate last night/

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(a/n): yaaaaaaah! Don't took it as an offense. I love them, not an anti.. xD just for fun only.