LQ = Lover's Quarell

Kris: Mama's Boy.

His Mom, his mom, always his mom. Your date for your anniversary is cancelled because he's mom doesn't want him to go. Like, what the f----ish! GO, MARRY YOUR MOM! *stomping away*

Tao: Too Vain.

Everytime you're together, he would always stop on a glass window and checks on his self, he also took too much selfies than you, you could even tell that he loves himself more than you. Tch.

Chen: His jokes/pranks.
Sometimes his jokes or pranks may be gone too far. Like using personal jokes against you, then for him 'twas funny but for you its...its... It hurtch..*Sehun's voice*

Xiumin: So many bitches hitting on him.
You and him on a date. Then this girl approach you to ask for his number, then you're like.

"MISS, I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND, ON HIS SIDE. WHAT AM I TO YOU, A POTATO?" then he be like,
"Babe, chill. She's just being friendly.". Then explosion starts. *eyes roll*

Luhan: His bestfriend.
They had more selfies than you together. And too intimate with each other. He always topics him, and when they're together you could almost think, "Babe, you gay?"

Lay: He always forgot.
You're on your best look but he's late and you're waiting for him about 2hours, and if you haven't called him a while ago, he won't show up. WORST, it's your anniversary and he forgets that damn date. 

Suho: A Control Freak.
"He doesnt want you to do that", "you have to wear this", "you're 5 seconds late". Just what in his BLACK CARD'S NAME----"LET ME DO THINGS ON MY OWN!!"

Chanyeol: Too inlove with his hobbies.
Just as when you're in the mood. But he ignores you, because he's still enjoying on what he was doing. Then all you can do is.....to wait for him. You even fell asleep on the floor, but he didnt notice.

Baekhyun: Too girly than you.
He corrects you how to do the right make-up. He judges you that you're tee doesn't go well with your skirt. He even act more freaking feminine than you. "WHY CAN'T I BE MORE GIRLY THAN HIM"

Kyungsoo: He's too Naive.
You wanna talk dirty to him, but he answers you with an innocent laugh indicating 'What the hell are you talking about?'. You wanna be naughty but he's too darn innocent. Will even only at you till you calm down after you purposely make a fight with him. "FIGHT ME FOR ONCE NIGGA!! UGH"

Kai: Too Flirty.
When you're in the public, you could barely notice him checking out other girls. You couldn't even say if you could trust him or not if you'll leave him alone by himself only. *Paranoid Girlfriend*

Sehun: Too Cold.
Yeah he's a dream guy. But HIS FREAKING TREATMENT is colder than ice. You cry, he'll just say "Drama Queen". If you wanna be sweet with him, he'll ignore you. Just...why did I make you my boyfriend anyway. *I want attention too.*