XIUMIN

You: hey kid, in our live perf for LMR you must we----

Xiumin: Who you calling kid?? 

/rips of his shirt, flying buttons everywhere, showing his perfect body/ This is a MAN!

You: *Nosebleed* ---WEAR THIS!

Xiumin: EEEEw--but Noooonaaaa.. it looks like a cowboy kid's attire, like from TOY STORY!!~

You: No BUTS! wear that. /walksout/

Xiumin: But noooooonaaaaaaah~ i don't want thiiiiiis  /follows you like stomping child/

#Kid4Ever

KRIS

Kris: Yo Manager../hands you a drawing/..cool right?

You: aww.. so cute. is it from a kid who give this to you? So cu---

Kris: i made that.

You: e...e..ehhmm i'm so--

Kris: You're not my style. /puts on sunglasses, flew back to the galaxy/

#Kricasso

LUHAN

Luhan:

You:

Luhan:

You:

Luhan: can I---

You: NO! NO! HELL NO! Take of my Hello Kitty night gown! RIGHT NOW!!

Luhan: but Manager, I---

You: NO! we alreay prepared your wardrobes for your show. TAKE IT OFF!!

Luhan: /takes it off and threw the night gown in your face/ It looks better on me! HMPH! *flips hair*

You: Ehem!

Luhan: what?!

You: also my Hello Kitty Headband.. Take that off!

Luhan: NO! /runs away with the headband/

#HelloKitty

LAY

You: okay guys! so for our next vacation, it's Yixing's turn to pick places. Where do you w---

Lay: BAEKHYUN'S GRANDMA's HOUSE!!

You: no i mean anywhere outside the coun--

Lay: BAEKHYUN's

You: but we've been---

Lay: GRANDMA'S

You: --there..

Lay: HOUSE

You: -_-

#GrandMaHouse4Evah

CHEN

You: Boys, you've been listed to perform on the DANCE BATTLE this tuesday, we need 6 members.

/Kai, Sehun, Luhan, Lay, Xiumin steps out/

You: ermmm.. we need one last member....

Chen:(confidently steps out)

You: No..no..Chen..maybe next time.

Chen: but I can dance! See... (hardly doing freestyle dancing, ends up breaking his waist)

You: -_- Someone call the doc---

Chen: (still sings & dancing Overdose chorus) ----tor nal butjapgo malhaejwo *bone breaks* Augh~!!! 

You:  *sigh*

#GetWellChen

TAO

You: Hey! I'm back..I got you boys something..

Tao:

You:

Tao:

You: what?

Tao: what's that?

You: a branded limited edition Bag :D

Tao: is it Gucci?

You: N--no. it's a Dolce G----

Tao: throw it away. -_-

#GucciIzLifezz