Kris: finally went to the Galaxy, loses oxygen

Luhan: mistook as a deer, got shot

Xiumin: died with his own hotness

Tao: got kept in a zoo, because his species is endangered, dont worry his room is filled with gucci, he'll be happy by now

Chen: got killed by meteorites
(Chen-osaur)

Lay: forgets to breath

Suho: got drown by his own money

Sehun: got choked by his bubble tea when he saw Miranda in person

Kai: gains weight, died

Kyungsoo: he's immortal

Baekhyun: got killed by the immortal one

Chanyeol: died when he saw his Senpai gains weight, died with excitement