Xiumin: /comes closer to you, carries you up/ Get up~ You need to exercise!
You won't get this *shows his abs* if you're like a potato in there.

Luhan: /closely looks at your face/ You're growing some eyebags and warts in your face. Eeew is that a pimple in there? Do something with it. Go on!
*dumps a bunch of beauty product on you using a dump truck*

Lay: /lay beside you/ Sup..

Kris: Couch potato is not my style. *packing his bags* what are you gonna move there and stop me here? Or what? Coz I am gonna fucking leave.. /still hoping you would stop him/

Suho: You can't have money if you're all lazy and shit. /sounds like your mom/

Baekhyun: Seriously? *screaming* YOU'RE STILL AT THE SAME SPOT AS I SAW YOU YESTERDAY!! Get your lazy ass out from your bed.. *pinched your butt making you stand*

Chen: According to Reader's Digest, a person who's being a couch potato can make them a cow.
*You disagree* Well look, a talking cow.

Tao: /wushus you out from the couch/ Get uuuuuup.. Were going to the mall. 

Chanyeol: Ughhh~ You're still there? *carries you on a bridal style* Let's have a walk outside. I can feel you're lacking on your social life. -_-

D.O.: hmmm.. You want something to eat? *You nodded* I'm hungry too. Please cook something for us? Coz I ain't gonna cook something for us. Get your lousy ass out on that couch. Arasseo? ^_^

Kai: Move over. I'm sleeping.. *making you fall from where you're being a couch potato* Good, now have a life. You don't want to? *you shrugged*
Okay then.. *starts unbuttoning your shirt* then do something for me. *smirks*

Sehun: /stares at you till you feel intimidated/ Still never gonna mind about a thing?