/infornt of SM building/

Suho: Guys we have a problem.

Kris: Please don't tell it's about..

Chanyeol: GUUUUUUUUUUUYS! I brought snack.

Lay: Yayy. Snacks.

Suho: GUYS! This is serious.

Tao: I wanna go to sleep, let's come back tomorrow~ *walking away*

Sehun: Whiny ugly creature.

Tao: *comes back* What did you just say Rainbow head?

Xiumin: Just kiss already.

Sehun: Shut up small guy.

Xiumin: Luhan, please control you're boyfriend.

Luhan: Excuse me? I'm manly for you information...

Tao: Hahaha boyfriend.

Luhan: Jealous.

Chen: Gays..

Sehun: Said by the Trex.

Chen: You have 5 seconds to--

Sehun: What? Are you gonna what?

Chen: *punches Lay*

Lay: Oww... What did I do?

Suho: Kris..

Kris: Guys, shut up..

Jongin & Kyungsoo: *just arrived*

Kyungsoo: Sorry we took so long.

Jongin: *squinty eyes* . . . . .

Chen: Jongin DO Kyungsoo..

Kyungsoo: Do you want me to replace DIE from JongDAE?

Chanyeol: Nice one kyungie~

Chen: Shut up Yoda. Or Rilakumma gets it.

Suho: Good, we're now complete---

Jongin: It's still 3am, why are we here?

Suho: Just let me finish Jongin.. Now we're complete so---

Tao: Wait, where's Baekhyun Hyung?

Suho: *sighs* Kris~

Kris: Look above.

Chen: Your girlfriend's overreacting..

Chanyeol: HUH? WHAT DID I DO? WH---Hey, he's not my girlfriend.

Jongin: What's up with him. HYUNG!? WHY ARE YOU UP THERE!?

Lay: You know, I've been there once at the SM bldg's rooftop, and the view is veeeeerrryy... Perfect. The air is so fresh. And the--

Suho: Baekhyun is committing suicide. Lay.

Lay: Oh........huh?

Xiumin: I gonna grab some popcorns. We got drama happening here. Title, BAEK'S ON SUICIDE~ Starring, Byun Baekhyun.

Kyungsoo: On it. *quickly walks away*

Luhan: Where is Kyungie going?

XIumin: *shrugs*

Jongin: Wake me up when it's over---I'm---just--so---zZzzZZ

Tao: HYUNG!! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!

Sehun: Like he could hear you. Dumb dumb.

Luhan: Can somebody call him? We might still change his mind..

Kris: I haven't brought my phone.

Chanyeol: Hear I have mine.

Chen: Call him, you'r his boyfriend.

Jongin: *snoring on the side*

Chanyeol: I told you I'm not---uh... *dialing his phone*

/Meanwhile...at SMent Rooftop/

Baekhyun: *phone ringing, answers it* WHAT!?

Chanyeol: WHAT ARE---give me that---

Suho: BAEKHYUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!

Luhan: What's the problem Baekky? Why are you doing this?

Sehun: Hey shithead! GET DOWN FROM THERE! IT'S STILL 3am. AND WE NEED TO SLEEP! DRAMA QUEEN!

Tao: I still need my beauty rest.

Chen: Who said that?

Lay: It's Tao who--

Chen: I know.. just get along with it..

Lay: Bruh

Sehun: Shut up. Who said you got beauty.

Tao: You're a bunch of meanies..

Suho: BAEK~ GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW!

Baek: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT I FEEL!!!

Kris: WHat? What do you mean by that? Is it because of Chanyeol's movie?

Lay: Baek, think of this way, it's not real. like Chanyeol & Dara. None of it was real.

Chanyeol: OUCH HYUNG!

Kris: Listen to your Hyung Baek.

Lay: None of it. SO if you please. PLEASE COME DOWN~

Baek: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. *call cut*

Lay: BAEK!! NO!!!!!!!

Suho: WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED!!

Lay: Baekhyun's dead.

Exo: WHAT!!!!!???!?!?!?!

Lay: I mean.. The phone's dead. Hehe.

Lay: It's Chany's phone. It's battery empty.

Exo: . . .

Kris: Are you stoned again?

Chen: You. Greedy. Little. Unicorn. You didn't share!

Lay: I'm not high.

Tao: What is stoned?

Xiumin: It's something ---

Kris: Xiumin, stop teaching him things.

Chanyeol: Ahhh haha. Mian. I was on a hurry when I-----

Sehun: This. Is. All. Your. Fault!

Chanyeol: SORRY!! T_T I DIDNT KNOW HE MEAN WHAT HE SAID BEFORE THAT IF I'LL BE HAVING A DRAMA WITH SOME BED SCENES HE WILL REALLY JUMP. T_T

Exo: . .

Xiumin: That's deep.

Chen: Eww Gays.

Luhan: (*w*) so romantic...

Sehun: eghh~

Baek: *voice echoing from above* I'M GONNA JUMP!!

Kris: SHIT! We have no choice but to go up.

Suho: MOVE GUYS MOVE!!

*All went to the building except for Xiumin, & Jongin*

Kyungsoo: ANYONE DEAD YET!? :D *bringing popcorn*

Xiumin: Nope~ they all went inside to get him at the rooftop. Wait. Why are you all wearing black?

Kyungsoo: Oh....I thought somebody's gonna die tonight. *frowns*

Xiumin: And what's with the Mama costume. Kyungie you look like out into in Mama.

Jongin: *woke up* Are they done? You cant believe what I just dreamed, I dreamed that we're back on our mama mv and----the fuck are you wearing hyung?

Kyungsoo: Noting. I thought somebody's gonna die tonight. Just preparing for mourning.

Jongin: But, I never seen you this alert before. Wait why are we here again? I havent paid attention.

Xiumin: Baekhyun. Drama, because of Chany's incoming movie with some said bed scenes. Gone loco.

Jongin: *looks at Kyungsoo's attire*

Kyungsoo: Want some popcorn?

Jongin: Ahhh. That explains why youre so alert today.

Kyungsoo & Xiumin & Jongin: *looked up while watching the members struggling above to stop Baekhyun*