Xiumin: *munching his Baozi*
*in mind*Mm-hmm.. After I eat this Baozi . After I EAT THIS FUCKING BAOZI. Then things will  turn around after I eat this.
*staring at U & Jackson*

Kris: So.. What are you huh? You think you're better than me? You think you're taller than and---
Mark: Calm down men, she's just---
Kris: THAT'S my girlfriend you're kissing. **pulling you away from him**

Suho: *squinting in discomfort* Isn't that . . . , Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! 
Exo: HYUNG! don't cry. Please. Oh god. You're crying face.
Suho: *didn't care, cried like hell*
Exo: OH MY GOD! PLEASE PUT CENSOR TO HIS FACE!

Chanyeol: *loses his soul* Bye world. Bye Jagiya. Hope that Got7 guy makes you happy than I made you to be.

Chen: *pulls you from Youngjae* You CHEATER! BEFORE YOU HIT IN MY GIRL, HIT MY PITCH HIGHER.
YJ: Challenge Accepted.
/Boys fighting in a Pitch Fight over you/

Luhan: *threw all his Hello Kitty to that Got7 Member* TAKE ALL MY HELLO KITTY! JUST DON'T TAKE MY GIRL FROM ME.. PUSSY!

Tao: Fight me bitch.
Mark: With pleasure.
Tao: you're messing with the wrong guy.
Mark: oh really..
/fight of the millenium/

Kyungsoo: *walks away, went inside the barn, climb up the hay stack, plotting his revenge on you two*

Lay: *only stared at you two*
You: YIXING.. I---I can explain..
Lay:
Lay:
Lay:
Lay: Hmm? Do I know you? Please. Continue what you and that guy doing. :)

Baekhyun: BAAAAAAAAAAAMBAMMMMMMMM!!! YOU ARE SO GOING TO LEAVE YOU LIFE IN HELL!
Bambam: Mom! I CAN EXPLAIN! I'M JUST GIVING HER A FAN SERVICE!
Baekhyun: *throwing tantrum*
Bambam: T^T MOM.. *getting tag by his ear*

Kai: Wow. Some live porn.

Sehun: Throw me some snacks. I'm having fun watching them two make out.

Suho: Me too..

Kai:

Sehun: 

Suho:

Kai&Sehun: oh fuck. 

Suho: Oh yeah

Kai&Sehun: We can exp--

Suho: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM! YOU TWO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THAT!!!