Kris: *walks out* 

"Reading smuts is not my style."

*reads it inside his bedroom*

"Oh God.." 

*covers Ace's eyes*

Suho: "Oh my.." 

*threw the phone away*

*splashed holy water in his eyes*

Luhan: *reading it emotionless*

(in his mind) "HunHan smut is way more 1000000x better than this.."

Chen: "HAHAHAHA WAIT.. Let me be serious just for a minute.. . . . . .HAHAHA I CAN'T WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS SHIT! GOODNESS! HAHAHA I can't believe this."

Luhan: "Oh please.. We know that you like it."

Chen: "Shut up. No I don't.."

Luhan: "Then why are there so many exo smut on you wattpad library?"

Chen: "How could you broke our promise Lu." *walks out*

Luhan: "CHEN! I'M JUST KIDDING!" *chases after chen*

Exo: "what are they talking about?"

Sehun: *face palm* "My innocence.."

Tao: "Like you have one."

Sehun: "Like you have one either!"

Tao: "Why you..."

Sehun: "Bring it on, Kung Fu Panda."

Exo: *pulling them away*

Kyungsoo: *smiling and reading on his phone*

Baekhyun: *smirking while reading it, saw Kyungie*

"OH GOD You're reading it too!?"  *snatched the phone from him*

Phone: "101 Ways to Cook a Chicken"

Baekhyun: *stared at KY confused*
"Huh?"

Kyungsoo: . . 

Baekhyun: . .

Kyungsoo: "Now scram before I could think of sinking a knife on your neck."

Baekhyun: *running away with Eldorado playing at the bg*

Kai: *acting out what he read* 

"Umm.. I can't imagine hyung could do this, but I'm sure this could fit me."

Suho: *merged out of nowhere, snatch Kai's phone and threw it away*

Kai: "HYUNG!!!"

Suho: "YOU ARE GOING WITH ME TO THE CHURCH! YOU MUST BE VANQUISHED WITH THE EVIL THAT ENTERS YOUR HEAD!"

Kris: "Aren't you're overreacting?"

Lay: "HEHEHEHE.. What am I reading? I don't understand.. HAHAHA"

Xiumin: *rotates Lay phone* "Coz you're reading it upside down."

Lay: "Ohh..."

Xiumin: *smirking while reading it* *SMH*

"I need some popcorn."

Tao: *raising the phone he's holding*

"What's a smut? And why it has Chanyeol's hyung name in it?"

Xiumin: "EXO'S ONE LAST INNOCENT HOPE!!"

Luhan: "TAKE THAT PHONE AWAY FROM HIMMMMM!!"

Tao: "What? Why?"

Exo: *jumps off at Tao burying him below & Threw the phone away*

Tao: "MY PHONE!"

Xiumin: "SAVED."

Sehun: *roll eyes* "Oh god"

Chanyeol: *who just came home* 

"I'm Home! Wait---What the hell just happened? And why is everyone's over Tao'ssi---"

*steps on to something*

"Ohh, it's Tao's phone."

*was about to pick it up*

Baekhyun: TAKE IT FROM HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

Chany: *wide eyes, confused* "What have I done? " 

Exo: *jumped over Chanyeol like what they did to Tao*"

Chanyeol: (x___x)

Lay: "The world is now in a better place."

Kyungsoo: "I'm cooking chicken for dinner tonight."