Luhan & Baekhyun: A Beauty Pageant

Luhan: I look like a girl in the first look, so I win.

Baekhyun: I am a girl when I wear a Wig.

Luhan: I have Sehun.

Baekhyun: Well, I have Chanyeol.

Luhan: Why...you.. JUST LOSE ALREADY! We all know I'm the Goddess!

Baekhyun: I thought you're MANLY.

Luhan: . . . . Well----a---about---that.

Baekhyun: Bitch, I win.

Winner: EXO-K - BAEKHYUN

Lay & Kyungsoo: Healing vs Destruction? I see Goodness vs Darkness. Battle of the Millennium

Kyungsoo: I'm going to Destroy you.

Lay: *smiles*

Kyungsoo: Aren't you scared? I said I'm gonna Destroy you.

Lay: *taps Kyungie's head and leaves while smiling*

Kyungsoo: HEY COME BACK HERE! I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU!
*uses his power to Lay*

Lay: *healed himself* You poked me Kyungie?

Kyungsoo: (D_____O) wth

Winner: EXO-M - LAY

Xiumin vs Suho: Battle to who could get the girl first

Suho: Hey gull, I could buy anything that you want..

Suho: I'm handsome.

Suho: I have an angelic voice.

Suho: Handsome face, and a white skin, the only black in me is my black card.

Xiumin: *rips off his shirt* Is it just me or is it just hot in here?

*girl runs to Xiumin*

Winner: EXO-M - Xiumin

Chen vs Kai: A Dance Battle

Chen: *stares at A/N* 

Chen: SRSLY BRO?

Chen: A Dance Battle?

Chen: *looks at Kai*

Chen: *looks at Reader*

Chen: *walks out*

Winner: EXO-K - Kai

Kris vs Sehun: Sword Battle

FIGHT!!

Kris: A/N, the sword? Where's the sword?

Sehun: How can we fight w/o a sword in a sword battle

HAHAHAHA.. You can use you sharp chin & jaws.

Kris: *eyes roll* We're just wasting our time. C'mon Sehun, we're going shopping.

Sehun: YES!! BUBBLE TEA!!

HEY BOYS!! WAIT!? I WANNA GO TOO!! IM JUST KIDDING! HEY!

Winner: DRAW

Tao vs Chanyeol: Battle to Find the Common between You

Tao: I'm T.A.O

Chan: I'm P.C.Y. HAHAHA

Tao: I'm a RAPPER..

Chan: EXO'S MAIN RAPPER.. Your's truly. :D

Tao: I'm an ACTOR..

Chan: LEAD ACTOR.. Exo's Next Door :D

Tao: I have. . . a CAR! Hmm take that.

Chan: I have a gucci bag. :D

Tao: Can we discuss about that gucci bag later? Umm Gucci bag for my car, you want swap?

*Tao walks away with Chany discussing some trade thingy going on*
*Tao & Chany's voice also fading*

Winner: UNKNOWN