EXO in SAW

Jigsaw: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME~

Kris: *scoff* Play your game yourself, Kris has no time for games.

/leaves the room/

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Jigsaw: I WANT TO PLAY A----

Luhan: AHH! A talking DOLL!

*footballed it away*

That Ugly doll. You scared me. Aish.

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Jigsaw: It's either you'll save your take 5 teeth from your mouth to save your friend or----

Tao: or??

Jigsaw: Take the key in that bag which is inside the---

Tao: Fuck! It's GUCCI!
*swam into the pool of Piranhas taking the bag*

Jigsaw: pool of Piranhas..

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Jigsaw: Hi.. I'm Jigsaw, and I----

Chen: Hi I'm Chen..

Jigsaw: And I want to play a game..

Chen: Sorry, but I have no games on my phone. :(

Jigsaw: Uhh~ SHUT UP!

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Lay: Where am I?
*lights open, seeing himself chained up*

Jigsaw: Hi, I want to play a game..

Lay: 

Jigsaw: what?

Lay: Can I borrow your phone? I'm gonna call Suho or Kris Hyung, I think I'm lost.

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Jigsaw: *TV opens* Hi, I want to play a game..

Xiumin: *changes the TV channel* Uhh.. I'm not in the mood for creepy doll movies.

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Jigsaw: Put something in the jar that could weigh enough to let go of your friend..

Suho: *drops coins & bills in the bottle*

IS THIS ENOUGH!?

Jigsaw: I mean, YOUR BLOOD! You need to pour your bl---hey where'd he go?

Suho: /already escape with his friend/

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Kai: hmm? where am I? so dark in here...

Jigsaw: Hi.. I want to----wait, where's my victim. Why is it all dark?

Kai: I'm right in front of you dickhead. -_-

Jigsaw: Who's talking!? Where are you!?

Kai: -_-

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Jigsaw: Hi I'd like to play a ga----

Baekhyun: *nonstop screaming while hitting the TV with a bat*
/running his way out of the room screaming/

UGLY DOLL! UGLY DOLL! HELP!!!!!

*imagine him in the haunted house EXOST ep*

Jigsaw: I----just....wanna play a game?? :( <//3

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Chanyeol: *chained in a death chair*
HAHAHA.. Dayummm~ I know this scenario!
This....This... Is where people needs to solve a riddle which could save them their lives, it's quiet gore and shit. But Bro.. your movie is so awesome.. Can I have your autograph after this!? I am such a fan!

Jigsaw: ----uh? really? I'm a fan of Exo too. I'm Chanyeol Bias. Can I have your autograph too after this?

Chanyeol: SURE!

Jigsaw: Aww.. Fine.. I'm gonna let you go.

Chanyeol: Bro

Jigsaw: Bro

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Jigsaw: I want to play a game..  

Sehun: *emotionless*

Jigsaw: I SAID I want to play a game..

Sehun: *poker face* *blinks*

Jigsaw: I'm going to kill you, isnt that bothering you?

Sehun: *yawns, walks away*

Jigsaw: HEY COME BACK!

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Jigsaw: *laugh* Hi I want to play a----shit. Where's that short kid?

Kyungsoo: *creeping behind Jigsaw with a kitchen knife*

*whispers*
Kidnapping me while I'm cooking is a very bad decision.
I'm gonna cut your head and put it in my soup.
Let me hear you cry, doll.

Jigsaw: Shit.



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