EXO in SAW
Jigsaw: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME~
Kris: *scoff* Play your game yourself, Kris has no time for games.
/leaves the room/
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Jigsaw: I WANT TO PLAY A----
Luhan: AHH! A talking DOLL!
*footballed it away*
That Ugly doll. You scared me. Aish.
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Jigsaw: It's either you'll save your take 5 teeth from your mouth to save your friend or----
Tao: or??
Jigsaw: Take the key in that bag which is inside the---
Tao: Fuck! It's GUCCI!
*swam into the pool of Piranhas taking the bag*
Jigsaw: pool of Piranhas..
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Jigsaw: Hi.. I'm Jigsaw, and I----
Chen: Hi I'm Chen..
Jigsaw: And I want to play a game..
Chen: Sorry, but I have no games on my phone. :(
Jigsaw: Uhh~ SHUT UP!
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Lay: Where am I?
*lights open, seeing himself chained up*
Jigsaw: Hi, I want to play a game..
Lay:
Jigsaw: what?
Lay: Can I borrow your phone? I'm gonna call Suho or Kris Hyung, I think I'm lost.
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Jigsaw: *TV opens* Hi, I want to play a game..
Xiumin: *changes the TV channel* Uhh.. I'm not in the mood for creepy doll movies.
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Jigsaw: Put something in the jar that could weigh enough to let go of your friend..
Suho: *drops coins & bills in the bottle*
IS THIS ENOUGH!?
Jigsaw: I mean, YOUR BLOOD! You need to pour your bl---hey where'd he go?
Suho: /already escape with his friend/
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Kai: hmm? where am I? so dark in here...
Jigsaw: Hi.. I want to----wait, where's my victim. Why is it all dark?
Kai: I'm right in front of you dickhead. -_-
Jigsaw: Who's talking!? Where are you!?
Kai: -_-
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Jigsaw: Hi I'd like to play a ga----
Baekhyun: *nonstop screaming while hitting the TV with a bat*
/running his way out of the room screaming/
UGLY DOLL! UGLY DOLL! HELP!!!!!
*imagine him in the haunted house EXOST ep*
Jigsaw: I----just....wanna play a game?? :( <//3
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Chanyeol: *chained in a death chair*
HAHAHA.. Dayummm~ I know this scenario!
This....This... Is where people needs to solve a riddle which could save them their lives, it's quiet gore and shit. But Bro.. your movie is so awesome.. Can I have your autograph after this!? I am such a fan!
Jigsaw: ----uh? really? I'm a fan of Exo too. I'm Chanyeol Bias. Can I have your autograph too after this?
Chanyeol: SURE!
Jigsaw: Aww.. Fine.. I'm gonna let you go.
Chanyeol: Bro
Jigsaw: Bro
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Jigsaw: I want to play a game..
Sehun: *emotionless*
Jigsaw: I SAID I want to play a game..
Sehun: *poker face* *blinks*
Jigsaw: I'm going to kill you, isnt that bothering you?
Sehun: *yawns, walks away*
Jigsaw: HEY COME BACK!
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Jigsaw: *laugh* Hi I want to play a----shit. Where's that short kid?
Kyungsoo: *creeping behind Jigsaw with a kitchen knife*
*whispers*
Kidnapping me while I'm cooking is a very bad decision.
I'm gonna cut your head and put it in my soup.
Let me hear you cry, doll.
Jigsaw: Shit.
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