EXO Christmas Special
Phone ringing...Suho answers his phone.
Suho: Yoboseo..
Kris: Merry Christmas..
Suho: Ohh. Merry Christmas too.
Kris: Uhh.. So, how are you all doing there?
Suho: We're fine..There?
Kris: Ummm.. Good.
Suho: Oh..
Kris: . .
Suho: *breathes through the phone*
Kris: . . .
Suho: What's with the sudden call? *coldly*
Kris: Why? is it wrong to call?
Suho: No.
Kris: *sigh* *chuckled*
Suho: So...
Kris: Yeah.
Suho: Mmm..
Kris & Suho: *in unison* SO I WAS TELL--
Suho: Oh you first..
Kris: No... You first..
Suho: No... You tell it first...
Suho: *nervous laugh* O--okay.. SO, I was thinking uhhh... You know what, how about we say it altogether.
Kris: Hmm? O--okay.
Suho: Okay...1....2....3..
Suho: BUY SOME CHICKEN KAI WAS LYING ON THE GROUND CRYING, HE WANTS CHICKEN!
Kris: I LOST YIXING.
Suho: YOU LOST WHO!?
Kris: I'm sorry.... I was---
Suho: THAT'S WHY YOU CALLED--
Kris: No--
Suho: HOW CAN YOU LOST HIM!? YOU WERE IN THE MARKET YIFAN! YOU WERE IN THE MAR-----KET! Y+DONT YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE MARKET ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR---
Kris: *pulling away the phone from his ears because of Suho's ranting*
Suho: HELLO!!! HELLO!!!!
Kris: Yeah.. yeah... I'm sorry... okay fine. fine. I'm going to look for him. Anyway, tell Kai I already bought a chicken, it was first on my to-buy-list here.
*hears Kai screaming for joy on the background on the other side of the line*
Suho: JUST MAKE SURE YIFAN! MAKE SURE YOU---
Kris: Goodness. Stop screaming already.. I already have... Luhan--Xiumin'hyung--Chen----Tao----fuck. Where's T--
Suho: YOU ALSO LOST TAO!?
Kris: uhh.. Hello?? Hello? Can't hear you... Call you later.. *lied* *hang the call*
Suho on the dorm: YIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!
/Exo-M's POV: ATM on the Market/
Kris: Any sign of Yixing?
Luhan: No... Yixing?? Yixing... I'll be going this way, I might find him in the shops.
Chen: LOL THERE HE IS!
Luhan: *running back* YIXING's BACK???
Chen: LOL. You're so easy to fool..
Luhan: SAVAGE.
Chen: HAHAHAHAH---
Xiumin: *stuff Baozi on Chen's wide laughng mouth* MANNERS. Jongdae. MANNERS.
*munches Baozi*
Kris: Thanks Hyung...
Chen: *choking from the Baozi*
Xiumin: No problem.
Kris: Now.. WHere the hell....is....this....kid(Tao)....Ugh...
Xiumin: Have you tried calling him on his phone?
Kris: Oooh, right.. I forgot.. *called Tao*
/Meanwhile Tao, in the Gucci store/
Tao: How about.... 20---
Saleslady: 100
Tao: 15
Saleslady: 95
Tao: 10?
Saleslady: 90
Tao: OH CMON!!! IT'S FUCKIN XMAS!!! HOW CAN YOU---
Saleslady: Sorry sir, but this Gucci bag is not on sale, it's new released products here. We can't---
Tao: Duh. whatever. I'm never gonna buy in your store again.. I'm leaving..
Saleslady: . ..
Tao: I SAID... I'm LEaViNg~
Saleslady: . . .
Tao: WONT YOU CARE!? I SAID I'M----
Saleslady: Security...
/Tao got dragged by the security out to the gucci store/
Suddenly Tao phone rings...
Tao: WHAT!?
Kris: DONT YOU YELL AT ME! WHERE ARE YOU! SUHO'S BEEN..
Tao: I'm at the gucci store. . . .
Kris: WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING---
Tao: Gege...
Kris: WHAT?!
Tao: Turn around.
Kris: *turned around* fuck..
Tao: The gucci store is behind you all the time.
Chen: *cou "IDIOT" ghs*
Xiumin: *coldly stared at Chen* Do you want me to stuff your mouth again?
Chen: Sorrrryyyyyyy....
Luhan: *running along at the crowd* GUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYS!!! GUUUUUUUUUYS!!!
Xiumin: oh? It's Luhan. Maybe he found Yixing already.
Kris: HYUNG!? Have you found...
Luhan: OH MY GOD! THERE'S A SALE IN THE STORE I ENTERED AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS HELLO KITTY STATUETTE IS ON SAAAAAAALE! FINALLY MY-----
r.o.Exo-M: -_-
Luhan: I----haven't----seen-----Yixing. Sorry. *ashamed*
Kris: Crap. Now we lost Yixing and we can't go back if we're not complete, or else, Junmyeon will kill us.
Xiumin: *sigh* Sorry, I can't help. I might get lost also if went among the crowd.
Chen: *smirking silently*
Xiumin: It includes you Jongdae..
Chen: WHAT!????
Luhan: In time of desperate measures.. We need to do this...
r.o.ExoM: Do what...
Luhan: *kissed Xiumin's cheek*
Xiumin: O_O
r.o.ExoM: WTF LU?
Luhan: *smirked* Just wait and---
Lay: *screaming along the crowd* WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE HAVING A KISSING GAME! I WANNA JOIN TOO!!!
Luhan: There he is..
Kris: *rubs the bridge of his nose*
Tao: *confuse* Gege, isn't that gay what Lu---
Kris: *taps Tao's head* Don't mind that. You don't have to know.
Chen: *rolleyes*
Lay: WAIT GUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!
Kris: Finally.. We can go home now.
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/Exo-K's POV: ATM on their DORM/
Sehun: *woke up from sleep* *screaming*
Kai: OH...hey what's the problem Maknae?
Sehun: I just have the scariest nightmare Hyung.
Kai: What?
Sehun: Luhan hyung is cheating on me..
Kai: /:| ehh? You got a gay-fever?
*placing his palm at Sehun's forehead and neck*
Sehun: Hajimaaaaa.... I mean, he kissed Minseok--hyung..
Kai: LOL. How it will happen they're at the market right now, buying for some foods for us tonight.. AND KRIS HYUNG SAID HE ALREADY BOUGHT CHICKEEEEEENNNN!! YESSSS!
*freestyling dancing*
Sehun: Whatever.. *stared at the wind*
Baekhyun: *practicing his song with Chanyeol*
Chanyeol: Hey Kyungie.. wanna join for our---
Kyungsoo: No.
Chanyeol: Oh---oh okay.
Kyungsoo: Hyung, are they home?
Suho: Nope. Not yet.
*but when he turned back there's no Kyungsoo already and all he saw is a slammed door*
Kris: We're HOOOOOME!!
Suho: Finally.
Kyungsoo: *hurled like a wind and took the groceries from their hands and rushed to the kitchen*
Kai: YEAAAAAAHY!! CHICKENNNN~
Kris: Slow down Kid. We will be sharing the chicken 50:50 or else.
Kai: Or else what...
Kris: *narrowing his eyes*
Kai: *narrowed his eyes*
Sehun from afar: *also narrowed his eyes* I'm having my share of chicken also...
Luhan: *went to help Kyungie on the foods*
Baekhyun: CHENNNN!!! COME! LET'S START PRACTICING--
Chen: HAHAHA.. Where's Kyungie? Isn't he---
Chanyeol: Let's not bother him.. Hehe..
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/Fastforward to Christmas Eve/
Suho: HEY! SO... Now.. Let's all write on the piece of paper what will be our christmas wish for this christmas okay?
/What EXO's Xmas Wish for Christmas that they wrote on their papers/
Kris: For everyone to be together and be happy. Let's live together happily.
Suho: Good health, love and unity to the members. EXO SARANGHAJA!
Xiumin: To see a real-life mermaid. ♥
Chen: I love everyone. I love you all. Hope we will all be together. . . LOL. I sound gay.
Kai: My hyungs will loves and take care of us. And me will also protect them.
Chanyeol: To be always the happy virus and to make everyone happy. Let's work hard! PS: I hope my Senpai will notice me and Kyungsoo will not be hard on me.
Yixing: To have a vacation on B... *crossed it out* WORLD PEACE. ♥ ☺☻ ♥
Tao: I hope that Gucci store I was at earlier will put that bag on sale.
Baekhyun: To be safe even here among with the K-members.
Sehun: Everyone to be well. ANd we are one. *wrote something in a very small font on the corner of the paper* Hunhan forever.
Kyungsoo: HE already knows my wish.
Luhan: To make everyone stop thinking I'm not manly. Because I'm really manly. Am I, right?
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Suho: Hey guys! We have a visitor here.
Exo: Huh.. who?
Suho: Can't you see? She/he's reading this.
Exo: HI! :D Merry Christmas!
Suho: I hope you enjoy your Christmas. Me and my boys are having fun. SInce we've been writing our Christmas Hopes and Wishes.. Care to join with us?
Suho: *hands you a special paper & pen*
Suho: You, what's your Christmas Wish? :)
You: *comment here*
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I'm sorry if I have updated very late, I'm just very busy. And my genes & hormones are turning old. My goodness. But I'm trying to cope up, hehe. But ANYWAYS... Thanks for the patience guys.
Belated Merry Christmas & Advance very Happy New Year.
Saranghe you all. ♥
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