EXO Christmas Special

Phone ringing...Suho answers his phone.


Suho: Yoboseo..

Kris: Merry Christmas..

Suho: Ohh. Merry Christmas too.

Kris: Uhh.. So, how are you all doing there?

Suho: We're fine..There?

Kris: Ummm.. Good.

Suho: Oh..

Kris:  . . 

Suho: *breathes through the phone*

Kris: . . .

Suho: What's with the sudden call? *coldly*

Kris: Why? is it wrong to call?

Suho: No.

Kris: *sigh* *chuckled*

Suho: So...

Kris: Yeah.

Suho: Mmm..

Kris & Suho: *in unison* SO I WAS TELL--

Suho: Oh you first..

Kris: No... You first..

Suho: No... You tell it first...

Suho: *nervous laugh* O--okay.. SO, I was thinking uhhh... You know what, how about we say it altogether.

Kris: Hmm? O--okay.

Suho: Okay...1....2....3..

Suho: BUY SOME CHICKEN KAI WAS LYING ON THE GROUND CRYING, HE WANTS CHICKEN!
Kris: I LOST YIXING.

Suho: YOU LOST WHO!?

Kris: I'm sorry.... I was---

Suho: THAT'S WHY YOU CALLED--

Kris: No--

Suho: HOW CAN YOU LOST HIM!? YOU WERE IN THE MARKET YIFAN! YOU WERE IN THE MAR-----KET! Y+DONT YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE MARKET ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR---

Kris: *pulling away the phone from his ears because of Suho's ranting*

Suho: HELLO!!! HELLO!!!!

Kris: Yeah.. yeah... I'm sorry... okay fine. fine. I'm going to look for him. Anyway, tell Kai I already bought a chicken, it was first on my to-buy-list here.
*hears Kai screaming for joy on the background on the other side of the line*

Suho: JUST MAKE SURE YIFAN! MAKE SURE YOU---

Kris: Goodness. Stop screaming already.. I already have... Luhan--Xiumin'hyung--Chen----Tao----fuck. Where's T--

Suho: YOU ALSO LOST TAO!?

Kris: uhh.. Hello?? Hello? Can't hear you... Call you later.. *lied* *hang the call*

Suho on the dorm: YIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!


/Exo-M's POV: ATM on the Market/


Kris: Any sign of Yixing?

Luhan: No... Yixing?? Yixing... I'll be going this way, I might find him in the shops.

Chen: LOL THERE HE IS!

Luhan: *running back* YIXING's BACK???

Chen: LOL. You're so easy to fool.. 

Luhan: SAVAGE.

Chen: HAHAHAHAH---

Xiumin: *stuff Baozi on Chen's wide laughng mouth* MANNERS. Jongdae. MANNERS.
*munches Baozi*

Kris: Thanks Hyung...

Chen: *choking from the Baozi* 

Xiumin: No problem.

Kris: Now.. WHere the hell....is....this....kid(Tao)....Ugh...

Xiumin: Have you tried calling him on his phone?

Kris: Oooh, right.. I forgot.. *called Tao*


/Meanwhile Tao, in the Gucci store/


Tao: How about.... 20---

Saleslady: 100

Tao: 15

Saleslady: 95

Tao: 10?

Saleslady: 90

Tao: OH CMON!!! IT'S FUCKIN XMAS!!! HOW CAN YOU---

Saleslady: Sorry sir, but this Gucci bag is not on sale, it's new released products here. We can't---

Tao: Duh. whatever. I'm never gonna buy in your store again.. I'm leaving..

Saleslady: . .. 

Tao: I SAID... I'm LEaViNg~

Saleslady: . . .

Tao: WONT YOU CARE!? I SAID I'M----

Saleslady: Security...

/Tao got dragged by the security out to the gucci store/

Suddenly Tao phone rings...

Tao: WHAT!?

Kris: DONT YOU YELL AT ME! WHERE ARE YOU! SUHO'S BEEN..

Tao: I'm at the gucci store. . . .

Kris: WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING---

Tao: Gege...

Kris: WHAT?!

Tao: Turn around.

Kris: *turned around* fuck..

Tao: The gucci store is behind you all the time.

Chen: *cou "IDIOT" ghs*

Xiumin: *coldly stared at Chen* Do you want me to stuff your mouth again?

Chen: Sorrrryyyyyyy....

Luhan: *running along at the crowd* GUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYS!!! GUUUUUUUUUYS!!!

Xiumin: oh? It's Luhan. Maybe he found Yixing already.

Kris: HYUNG!? Have you found...

Luhan: OH MY GOD! THERE'S A SALE IN THE STORE I ENTERED AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS HELLO KITTY STATUETTE IS ON SAAAAAAALE! FINALLY MY-----

r.o.Exo-M: -_-

Luhan: I----haven't----seen-----Yixing. Sorry. *ashamed*

Kris: Crap. Now we lost Yixing and we can't go back if we're not complete, or else, Junmyeon will kill us.

Xiumin: *sigh* Sorry, I can't help. I might get lost also if went among the crowd.

Chen: *smirking silently*

Xiumin: It includes you Jongdae..

Chen: WHAT!????

Luhan: In time of desperate measures.. We need to do this...

r.o.ExoM: Do what...

Luhan: *kissed Xiumin's cheek*

Xiumin: O_O

r.o.ExoM: WTF LU?

Luhan: *smirked* Just wait and---

Lay: *screaming along the crowd* WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE HAVING A KISSING GAME! I WANNA JOIN TOO!!!

Luhan: There he is..

Kris: *rubs the bridge of his nose*

Tao: *confuse* Gege, isn't that gay what Lu---

Kris: *taps Tao's head* Don't mind that. You don't have to know.

Chen: *rolleyes*

Lay: WAIT GUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!

Kris: Finally.. We can go home now.

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/Exo-K's POV: ATM on their DORM/

Sehun: *woke up from sleep* *screaming*

Kai: OH...hey what's the problem Maknae?

Sehun: I just have the scariest nightmare Hyung.

Kai: What?

Sehun: Luhan hyung is cheating on me..

Kai: /:| ehh? You got a gay-fever?

*placing his palm at Sehun's forehead and neck*

Sehun: Hajimaaaaa.... I mean, he kissed Minseok--hyung..

Kai: LOL. How it will happen they're at the market right now, buying for some foods for us tonight.. AND KRIS HYUNG SAID HE ALREADY BOUGHT CHICKEEEEEENNNN!! YESSSS!
*freestyling dancing*

Sehun: Whatever.. *stared at the wind*

Baekhyun: *practicing his song with Chanyeol*

Chanyeol: Hey Kyungie.. wanna join for our---

Kyungsoo: No.

Chanyeol: Oh---oh okay.

Kyungsoo: Hyung, are they home?

Suho: Nope. Not yet.
*but when he turned back there's no Kyungsoo already and all he saw is a slammed door*

Kris: We're HOOOOOME!!

Suho: Finally.

Kyungsoo: *hurled like a wind and took the groceries from their hands and rushed to the kitchen*

Kai: YEAAAAAAHY!! CHICKENNNN~

Kris: Slow down Kid. We will be sharing the chicken 50:50 or else.

Kai: Or else what...

Kris: *narrowing his eyes*

Kai: *narrowed his eyes*

Sehun from afar: *also narrowed his eyes* I'm having my share of chicken also...

Luhan: *went to help Kyungie on the foods*

Baekhyun: CHENNNN!!! COME! LET'S START PRACTICING--

Chen: HAHAHA.. Where's Kyungie? Isn't he---

Chanyeol: Let's not bother him.. Hehe..

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/Fastforward to Christmas Eve/

Suho: HEY! SO... Now.. Let's all write on the piece of paper what will be our christmas wish for this christmas okay?

/What EXO's Xmas Wish for Christmas that they wrote on their papers/

Kris:  For everyone to be together and be happy. Let's live together happily.

Suho: Good health, love and unity to the members. EXO SARANGHAJA!

Xiumin: To see a real-life mermaid. ♥

Chen: I love everyone. I love you all. Hope we will all be together. . . LOL. I sound gay.

Kai: My hyungs will loves and take care of us. And me will also protect them.

Chanyeol: To be always the happy virus and to make everyone happy. Let's work hard! PS: I hope my Senpai will notice me and Kyungsoo will not be hard on me.

Yixing: To have a vacation on B... *crossed it out* WORLD PEACE. ♥ ☺☻ ♥

Tao: I hope that Gucci store I was at earlier will put that bag on sale.

Baekhyun: To be safe even here among with the K-members.

Sehun: Everyone to be well. ANd we are one. *wrote something in a very small font on the corner of the paper* Hunhan forever.

Kyungsoo: HE already knows my wish.

Luhan: To make everyone stop thinking I'm not manly. Because I'm really manly. Am I, right?

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Suho: Hey guys! We have a visitor here.

Exo: Huh.. who?

Suho: Can't you see? She/he's reading this.

Exo: HI! :D Merry Christmas! 

Suho: I hope you enjoy your Christmas. Me and my boys are having fun. SInce we've been writing our Christmas Hopes and Wishes.. Care to join with us?

Suho: *hands you a special paper & pen*

Suho: You, what's your Christmas Wish? :)

You: *comment here*

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I'm sorry if I have updated very late, I'm just very busy. And my genes & hormones are turning old. My goodness. But I'm trying to cope up, hehe. But ANYWAYS... Thanks for the patience guys. 

Belated Merry Christmas & Advance very Happy New Year. 

Saranghe you all. ♥




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