EXO being your Partner in a Marathon

You: C'MON!!! WE'RE SO FREAKING BEHIND!!

Kris: *wears his sunglasses* Chill. The finish line can wait.

*walks like he's in a catwalk*

You: *pushing him from behind* WALK FASTER YOU LAZY ASS!!!!!!!

Kris: Chill Bae.. *more feels for Catwalking*

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Luhan: *running at your side*

You: *mesmerize by his sweaty manly look*

You: damn..why can he be this...hot..

You: shit, those lips...those eyes... fuck, his sweat dripping hair, his adam's apple...

You: his heavy breathing, his-------

*run into a pole*

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Xiumin: C'mon ____ !!! Hahaha we're winning! *runs fast*

You: MINSEOK~!!! WAIT!!

*heavy breathing*

*sweating like a pig*

*left behind*

Xiumin: Haha.. You want me to carry you? Try and catch me.

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Lay: Uhhh....

You: -_-

Lay: Are we following the track?

You: I TOLD YOU WE'RE LOST!!

*stuck in the middle of nowhere*

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Chen: WE WILL WIN THIS!

You: I KNOW ! HAHAHA

Chen: You ready?

You: SO READY!!

Chen: Alright......HEY TAXI!

You: dafuq

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Tao: *running*

You: HEY PANDA! Wait up!

Tao: Cmon ____! Faster!

You: I'm TRYING MY BEST YOU KNOW!

*struggling*

Tao: *rolleyes* *goes back to you*

*runs while he carries you on a bridal style*

Tao: You'll treat me to dinner after this marathon. -__-

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Suho: My back.. T^T

You: Fine, I'm gonna try to carry you at my back..

Suho: *climbs in a piggy backride*

You: HNNNNG~ You're heavy!

Suho: RUN FAST MY NOBLE STEED!!

You: I'M NOT YOUR HORSE! SHUT UP!

Suho: *grins*
It's fine, coz after this Run, you're the one who's gonna be riding me, later at home.

You: Shit. Are you drunk?

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Baekhyun: *while running* ________!!

You: What?! *heavy breathing*

Baekhyun: Look at me!

You: WTF? Focus on the running, we're so winning this shit!

Baekhyun: EMERGENCY! JUST LOOK AT ME!

You: *looks at him*

Baekhyun: My eyeliner, does it still looks fine!?

You: NO! You already like a Panda!

Baekhyun: HUH?? SHIT! It said it's waterproof!

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Chanyeol: *relaxly running with earphones*

You: CHANNY!!!

Chanyeol: Hahaha what??

You: THE RACE HASN'T STARTED YET!! COME BACK HERE!

Chanyeol: *all the contestant stared at him, goes back embarrassed*

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Kyungsoo: *comes out with all black attire, black sunglasses, & black mask*

You: *stared at him*

Kyungsoo: What?

You: where's the funeral?

/Baek & Chanyeol cheering for DO at the background/

Kyungsoo:

You:

Kyungsoo: Yes. Them. Later. After. This.

You: O_O

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Kai: *running half naked*

You: JONGIN! WEAR YOUR SHIRT!!

Kai: Take your shirt off too. You're just jealous. Sheesh.

You: PERVERT! *throwing him the water bottle*

Kai: *stops* WHAT?? So now I'm the pervert? Pervert huh?

*calls the Taxi*

Kai: Wait till we get home. Pervert huh.

*shoves you inside the cab, serious face*

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Sehun: *looks at you from the shed, sitting with his his legs cross*

You: WTF Sehun!?

Sehun: YOU CAN DO IT!

Sehun: Win this for the both of us. Yehet!

Sehun: I will cheer for you.

You: THIS IS A COUPLE MARATHON YOU MORON!

Sehun: *smiling, shrugs while sipping his bubble tea*


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