Kris: Hey (Y/N).. (You: Yeah?)

Heart: Go On Kris! Ask her to lap dance! It will be fun bro!
Mind: No.. You must resist that inner stallion you had! Control soldier! Control!
Bed: Hi~

Kris: Never mind. (You:???)

Luhan: *sneaks his hand to your waist, whispers to your ear*
Luhan: I want a lap dance.

Xiumin: *does lap dance first* Okay.. sO, it's your turn. HEHE.

Chen: Babe~ Jagiya~ HEYYYYY~ 
You: What?
Chen: Lap..
You: Lap who?
Chen: You. Lap dance. Now. *sits hornily on the chair waiting for you*

Tao: *shy* Jagiya... what's a lap dance? Exo keeps on telling me that I should try a lap dance.. Can you show me?

Lay: *pulls you into the room* LAP DANCE! LAP DANCE! LAP DANCE! LAP DANCE!
You: O_O do you know what you're talking about?
Lay: *stops jumping* No.. Hehe. What's that?

Suho: *actually....no...he rather dress you like in your funeral than seeing you so sekshi*

Kyungsoo: Error. 666. Kyungsoo Not Found.

Kai: *you were just shocked that he's already on your bed staring at you lustfully and smirks giving you a look that you alraedy know what*

Baekhyun: *pulling you to the sofa, turning on some sexy music* Dance for me babe..

Chanyeol: JAGIYA! *backhugged you*
You: *giggles* Oppa~ What's with that back-hug?? Hehe. Stop..
Chanyeol: Can you do me a lap dance? HEHE
You: . . 
Chanyeol: No? Okay...Hehe.
*slowly backs away*

Sehun: *taunts you with his index finger*
Sehun: *whispers* Shawty imma party till the sun down..
You: . . . .
Sehun: Lap dance. Now. Now Now. Ohorat.