Kris: more strict than your mother, interrogates you first before you leave the house

Kr:"Where are you going? Who are you with? What time are you coming back?"
Y:"Fine, I'm NOT going. Happy!?"

Chen: teases you to whoever guys you're with, but deep inside he's just doing it because he's curious

Jd:"Who's that goodlooking guy you're with, is he your boyfriend? I'm gonna tell mom..*he's jk*"
Y:"Goodness, he's just my classmate! He's gay..like you. *roll eyes*"

Tao: will be ready to beat the crap out to whoever makes you cry

T:"Wait for me, I'm just going to get my kung fu stick. I'm gonna break that fucker's neck."
Y:"But hyung.. it's just a splinter. I'll took it out. I'm fine."

Luhan: silently watches over you

Y: *walking on the street* Why am I having a feeling that someone's watching me?
*quickly turns back but no one's there*

Xiumin: checks on your life, every single f*cking day

X:"So, does that guy still bothers you?"
Y:"Nope. He stops bullying me after knowing you're my hyung."

Lay: protects you by finding your inner peace

Ly:"Dongsaeng, are you having a bad day? Bullies again? There. There. Try some pot, this will calm you down."
Y: *became high af after 5 minutes*

Suho: won't let you wear something racy so that there will be no boys who'll gonna make fun of you

Su:"You're exposing too much skin (Y/n), please change or I'll tell dad to block your credit cards."
Y:"*sigh of defeat**went back to room*"

Kai: wants to become part of your something, not leaving you alone

Ka:"You're not going unless even if you just let me take you to where you're going."
Y:"*sigh* Oppa, I'm just --- ugh, fine. You take out the trash out. I'm gonna go to sleep. My job here is done. *leaves him*"

Kyungsoo: won't let you leave the house

Ky:"We have technology here inside, you have your phone call them, you want to eat, I can cook for you, why do you have to go out?"
Y:"BUT"

Sehun: too protective in a verbal way

Se:"Doesn't mean you're a teenager--*lectures about life teachings*"
Y:"*woke up from sleeping to his lectures, but he's still talking* Bruhh"

Chanyeol: would substitute himself for your safety

Ch:"It's night already. Why would you have to go out. C'mon let me buy it for you. What are you going to buy, by the way?"
Y:"sanitary napkins one for night use, and one for day use... thanks oppa."

Baekhyun: uses his authority or the words of your parents

Ba:"BUT Mom said I should watch over you. And I'm in charge, so no. You're not going. Call mom, if you wanna go. HAHA"
Y:"BUT I TRUSTED YOOOOU~"