Exo as Preschoolers

Teacher: kids, this is Ms. Nurse, it's time for your monthly vaccinations, she will each give you your vaccination an---..

Exo: NOOOOO~ T^T 

Suho: vaccinations hurts before..

Tao: it gives me boo-boo *cries*

Sehun: it hurtch..

Teacher: see these lollipops?

/eyes sparkled looking at the jar full of lollipops/

Exo: Woooooow..Want~ 

Teacher: You'll gonna get one of these if you participate (^-^)

Xiumin: /slowly approaching/ Minseokie is the hyung. Minseokie go first..watch hyung!
Nurse: such a brave kid..*injects*
Xiumin: 
Xiumin: . . .go on.
Nurse: O_O i---it's done Seokie~
Xiumin: really...? 
Nurse: ^_^ here.. take this  lollipops.
Xiumin: really? oh..
Xiumin: /Walks away confused/ I didn't felt that.

Exo: wooooah, hyung is cool!! Looks like vaccine not bad after all..

Suho: I'm the leader so I'm going to be next.
/bravely running to the nurse/
Luhan: I'm going next!!  Luhan is manly!! /follows Suho/
Nurse: okaay..
Suho: EXO~ Sarangha--- *injects* jahhh!!!!
Suho: /crying uglily/

Luhan: /trembling/ on second thought.. /hides Kris' back/

Kris: Pfft.. If it's lollipops then..
/positioned himself at the table/
Kris: Let's get this o---*injects* OOOOn!
Nurse: sooo brave baby Yifan.
Kris: enough talking.. gimme my lollipop.

(while nudging his injected butt)

Kris: Not cool! Not my style! Vaccine not kris style!!

Luhan: please be careful to Lulu.. T^T
Nurse: nooo, this wont hurt Lulu..
Luhan: Lulu is Manly! *injects*
Nurse: Done..
Luhan: it doesn't hurt. Just like an Ant-bite.. :D
Nurse: here...
Luhan: /running around with lollipops in his hand/ LUHAN IS MANLY!! HAHA
*running around the classroom bragging his lollipop and being manly*

Baek: does it really sting just like an Ant bite?
Nurse: hehe yes Baeky..
Baek: Then I'm gonna get a free lollipop?
Nurse: hehe yes Baeky..  
Baek: How many?
Nurse: how many as you want..
Baek: can I have 5?
Nurse: hehe yes Baeky..
Baek: then ca---*injects* AHHH!
Baek: --Kkaebsong..
Nurse: hehe so brave. Here have 6 lollipops.
Baek: /walking away nudging his butt/ Kamjak Noraesoooong~

Chen: HAHAHAH GAY! HAHAHA (pointing at Baeky)
Nurse: come come Chen..
Chen: /trembling/ o---okay.. OH! What's that?!  *pointing something behind the Nurse*
Nurse: IS IT THE ICECREAM MAN?!---- *pointing something at Chen's back*
Chen: WHAT?! WHERE??? *injects* AAaaaaah!!
Chen: T^T you troll!

Chanyeol: /madly clapping & laughing at Chen/
Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TROL---*injects* ....ING.
Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHAH!!! IT HURTS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!! xD
Nurse: teacher...is he alright?
Teacher: y---yeah, i--it's normal.
Teacher: here's your lollipop Chany~
Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD! *takes the lollipop* Thank you *walks away* HAHAHA OH MY GOD!! I CANT ! IT HURTS MY BUTT!! HAHAHAHAHA OTL *rolling in the floor laughing nonstop*
Nurse: is he al---
Teacher: -_- ---it's happening again.

D.O.: *hiding behind the door* (TT^TT)
Nurse: okay, who's next..
Baek: KYUNGSOO!! He's behind the door!! xD *pointing at D.O.*
D.O.: *You're-so-going-to-pay-for-this glare*
Nurse: come here now kyungie~
D.O.: . . .
Nurse: *injects*
D.O.:
Nurse:
D.O.:
Nurse: Kyungie.. we're done~
D.O.:
Chen: Teachhheeer~!! KYUNGIE SHUTS DOWN AGAIN~!!
D.O.: /as a spirit, leaving his body/ T___T

Tao: HMMPH!! NO ONE WILL GONNA VACCINATE PANDA!!
Tao: I'M GONNA WUSHU WHOEVER----*injects* (. . . .) 
Nurse: here's a lollipop baby Panda~
Tao: WAHHHH!! KRIS HYUNNNNNG~!!! NURSE IS MEAN TO PANDAAAAAA!! OTL
Kris: now..now..

Nurse:
Kai:
Nurse:
Kai:
Nurse: Kai..
Kai: what???
Nurse:
Kai: Let's go on with it..
Nurse: -__-
Kai:  Aren't you gonna vaccinate m-----
Nurse: GET YOUR DOG OUT OF THE TABLE!!
Kai: PSH. So mean... C'mon Mong Gu.. Nurse'noona is such a meanie! HMPH!
Nurse: -_-#

Nurse: okay Sehunnie. You're up..
Sehun: /position himself on the table/
Nurse: *injects* *all injections breaks*
Sehun: YEHET! No body touch SeBooty! Gimme my lollipops.. xD

Nurse:  All...my....syringes.. OTL (T^T)

Sehun: Can't touch this! My anaconda dont! My anaconda don't want your vaccinations~!!!
Sehun: OHOOOOOOOORAT~!!! (victorious took the jar)

Then the Nurse leaves all with her broken syringes.

MEANWHILE..

Lay: (who just woke up, coming out of the toybox)
Lay: good morning everyo----~ *innocent face*


Sehun-sitting with the jar of lollipops in his lap, looking so happy.
Kai- outside of the classroom, walking his dog Mong Gu..
Tao- still whining at Kris.
D.O. - still dead paralyzed at the corner..
Chanyeol- OTL'ing on the floor laughing
Chen- fanning the paralyzed D.O. 
Baekhyun-doing aegyo at Sehun to give him more lollipops
Suho - uglily sobbing at the corner *with spotlight above him*
Luhan - with Baekhyun, doing aegyo at Sehun
Kris - comforting and tapping Tao's back.
Xiumin - staring at the window...looking confused

Lay: Teacher, what just happened?
Teacher: same question Lay, same question..
Lay & Teacher: (O_O) (O_O)

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top