Xiumin: "So hello there. Been a month since we met again." *searched for napkins*

Luhan: "Auugh! THANK GOD YOU SHOW UP....after me and my bf Sehun did it. SAFE!"

Kris: *stained her bed* "AHHH! NOT AGAIN! AHHH! I HATE THIS! BEING A GIRL IS NOT MY STYLE!"

Suho:"I ran out of Napkins, and I'm too tired to go out and buy.." *uses money as her napkin*

Lay: "Huh? When was the last time I got this...." *counting the days with his fingers*

Baekhyun: /Exploding PMS/ *too hot to handle*

Chen: "HA--HA who spills ketchup on my bed again??"

Chanyeol: "AAAAAAAAHHH!! SHIT! THIS CRAAAAAAMPS! HEL--AAAAAHH! FUCK!" *crunching in bed*

Tao: "You again."

D.O.: *looks under her skirt* "did I sat on a red paint? or did cut myself in the----"

Kai: "Ahh great. Right in my first date with Kyungsoo tonight. WHY NOW!?"

Sehun: "Oh fuck. I'm a woman now."