You as a window wiper at SM Building

<Characters-Jongdae>
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You: Hey look out your window

Jongdae: Who are you and how did you get my phone number

You: Listen all I said was look out your window okay

Jongdae: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON SOME DANGLING PLATFORM OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

You: DANG BOY YOU AINT EVER SEEN A WINDOW WIPER?

You: I'm hired to clean these unnecessarily huge windows on this reaaaaaallly tall building

Jongdae: Shouldn't you be doing your job instead of texting me?

Jongdae: and how did you get my number?

You: I have everybody's number for emergency purposes now

You: OPEN YOUR WINDOW CAUSE MY PLATFORM IS JAMMED AND WONT MOVE SO IM STUCK

Jongdae: How do I know you're not a sasaeng trying to sneak in

You: I do not want to be stuck on this platform

You: I want to be on solid ground

You: HELP

Jongdae: I dunno...

You: Hey you know that sound glass makes when it's being furiously rubbed That squeaky annoying sound?

Jongdae: OH GOD THATS SO ANNOYING

Jongdae: PLEASE STOP

You: SQUEAKY SQUEAKY PLEASE OPEN THE WINDOW

You: SQUEEEEEKY SQUEEEEEEKY

Jongdae: FINE! FINE!

You: See now that wasn't so hard :D