<You as Exo's manager trying to round them up as quickly as possible before an event>
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-Sehun-

You: Sehun

Sehun: Yes (y/n)?

You: Come to Room B2

Sehun: Why

You: There's Boba Tea

Sehun: I'm omw
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-Baekhyun-

You: BAEKHYUN

Baekhyun: WHAT

You: THEYRE TRYING TO FIRE YOUR MAKEUP ARTIST COME TO ROOM B2 QUICKLY

Baekhyun: WHO?! WHY?! OH MY GOD DONT LET THEM IM COMING

You: HURRYYYYYY

Baekhyun: You lied I just passed them in the hall

You: Woops

You: Still get over here
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-Kai-

You: Kai they wanna safety pin your shirt to your pants again Hurry to Room B2 They won't find you here!

Kai: OKI OKI I don't want any more safety pins D:

You: So hurry up!

Kai: I just passed Baekhyun and he said not to trust you cause you've been lying

You: No, He lied I am a saint NOW HURRY

Kai: OK
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-Xiumin-

You: Xiumin

Xiumin: Yes (y/n)?

You: Oh you're already in the room..

Xiumin: Mhm c:

You: Well good job :)

Xiumin: :3
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-Yixing-

You: Yixing if you come to Room B2 as quickly as possible I'll give you a cookie

Yixing: Okay! :D

Yixing: Uh (y/n) I can't find B2...

You: What do you mean you can't find B2?

Yixing: There's only A2

You: Yixing you're in building A!! We're all in building B!

Yixing: Oh...

Yixing: Where's building B?

You: Oh my god Yixing... WE CAME IN AS A GROUP HOW DID YOU GET OVER THERE?!

Yixing: I dunno I went to use the bathroom and ended up here

You: Do I need to come get you?

Yixing: Yes pls halp
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-D.O-

You: I'm not even gonna try tricking you just get to Room B2

D.O: But I'm already in B2

You: WHAT?! WHERE WERE YOU HIDING?!

D.O: I wasn't hiding You're just blind

You: No you're messing with me I know it

D.O: I'm pretty sure you have more pressing things to worry about right now :)

You: Tsk...
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-Chanyeol-

You: There's some random puppy loose in Room B2

Chanyeol: A PUPPY?!

You: Yeah, I dunno how it got in here but it's super fluffy and adorable but I'm too busy rn to round him up :'(

Chanyeol: DONT WORRY IM COMING RIGHT NOW

Chanyeol: There's no puppy

Chanyeol: You lied

You: ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ
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-Suho-

You: Baekhyun and Xiumin are having a Dad Joke off in Room B2 Oh my god They're so cringey

Suho: I should probably get over there and bless your ears

You: Yeah I think they're gonna make my ears bleed

Suho: Here's a warmup

Suho: Which plant Barks?

Suho: A Tree!

You: HaHaHaHa Oh my god I'm deceased
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-Chen-

You: Baekhyun is threatening to expose your adult movie collection

You: He sounds serious

Chen: Why

Chen: Where is that bastard

Chen: I'd like to expose a few things about him >:(

You: In Room B2

You: Oh gosh I didn't know you watched movies like THAT...

Chen: DONT LET HIM EXPOSE ANYTHING IMA BE THERE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS
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