|EXO When you want to start a kazoo band|

|EXO as your best friend|

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•Xiumin•

You: XIUMIN

You: BOAZI

You: MINSEOK

Xiumin: YES (Y/N)

You: YOU. ME. KAZOOS. BAND.

Xiumin: Where did this suddenly come from?

You: Is it wrong to love Kazoos and my best friend 😞

Xiumin: I didn't mean it like that I meant why do you want to start one so suddenly!

You: CUZ I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAD 2 HOURS OF SLEEP BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING A KAZOO KID MEME MARATHON

Xiumin: Go to sleep (y/n)

You: OK BUT WE'RE STARTING ONE WHEN I WAKE UP

Xiumin: SLEEP

You: AYE
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•Suho•

You: So I had an idea

You: and it may sound stupid

You: but I think it'll be a success

Suho: And it is?

You: The Sumoney Squad Kazoo Band!

Suho: No

You: So yes in some language that No means Yes

Suho: No as in Nope, Nuh Uh you peasant

You: You'll regret this I'll go solo and hit big

Suho: Honey no

You: Prissy

Suho: Peasant
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•Baekhyun•

You: BAEKIEEEE

Baekhyun: Yesss (y/n)

You: Do you like Kazoos?

Baekhyun: They're okay I guess?

You: I'll take that as a yes :D

You: So I wanna start a kazoo band and you're joining 😁

Baekhyun: Oh would you hear that I think Chanyeol's calling

You: NUH UH DONT LIE TO ME YOU GREASY PIG

Baekhyun: He needs a workout partner I'm sorry (y/n) but your kazoo band will have to wait :)

You: DUMBY
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•D.O•

You: Heyyyyyyy Kyungsoo on a scale of 1 to Satansoo how irritable are you atm?

D.O: A little bit more since you were too lazy to write out at the moment

You: What do you think about Kazoos?

D.O: They're annoying

You: You'd do anything for me tho right?

D.O: Maybe

You: Even start a kazoo band with me? :D

This contact has blocked receiving messages and calls from you

You: YOU'LL REGRET THAT!
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•Lay•

You: ZHANG YIXING!

Lay: (Y/F/N)!

You: I BOUGHT KAZOOS TODAY!

Lay: Kazoos?

You: You know the ducky sounding instrument

Lay: OH YEAH

You: ANYWHO WE'RE STARTING A KAZOO BAND

Lay: But I can't play :(

You: You blow into it and it makes noise, How hard can it be?

Lay: Ok let's meet up today and make a song :D

You: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND MAN! 😭
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•Chanyeol•

You: Park Chanyeol

You: I bought you food

Chanyeol: Really?! :D

You: but in exchange you must start a kazoo band with me :)

Chanyeol: Do I get the food before joining the band or after?

You: After

Chanyeol: What's the food?

You: Does it matter, it's food

Chanyeol: but what if you give me some burnt toast

Chanyeol: That's not yummy

You: But it's not burnt toast

Chanyeol: Then what is it

You: It's Instant Ramyun :)

Chanyeol: Hmm 🤔

Chanyeol: I'm gonna have to pass 😊

You: PARK CHANYEOL YOU KNOW IM BROKE!
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•Chen•

You: Hiiiiii Chennn :3

Chen: Hiiiiii Uglyyy :3

You: I greeted you nicely what's up with calling me Ugly 😒

Chen: Well you usually say "Hey Troll" and then I reply with "Hey Ugly" so I thought one of us should keep the tradition :)

You: Okay Troll 😑

Chen: Did you need something?

You: OH YEAH

You: LET'S START A KAZOO BAND MY MAN

Chen: Aish I'd love to but I'm busy with CBX promotions for the rest of my life 😢

You: Xiumin was always my favorite member

Chen: I love you too 😉
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•Kai•

You: KaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKaiKai

Kai: My name doesn't sound like a word anymore

You: and Kai is now my number one predictive text option when I click K on my keyboard but that's not what I'm here for c:

You: I WANNA START A KAZOO BAND WITH YOU PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE DANCING KING

Kai: Did you know the pink teddybear in the Dancing Kind music video wasn't a living bear?

You: No shit Sherlock

Kai: Ya know that phrase could slowly be dying out

You: Why are you spewing useless information

Kai: If you consider something information then it's not useless

You: ARE YOU TRYING TO DISTRACT FROM THE MAIN SUBJECT YOU SHIT

Kai: Distractions aren't always a bad thing, One can be distracted from pain

You: Are you just not gonna answer on the main subject 😑

Kai: Some answers can't be considered answers as they are only replies

You: LAY DANCES BETTER THAN YOU

Kai: IM SEXIER

You: U SURE?

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Kai: HOLY WATER! JISOOS! HELP ME!
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•Sehun•

You: Do you know what my favorite instrument is?

Sehun: What is it?

You: The Kazoo c:

Sehun: Only you 😑

You: Maybe not just me We could start a Kazoo band and see how many other people like it ☺️

Sehun: Or we could hold a twitter poll

Sehun: It's a lot less effort

You: But I already bought Kazoos :(

Sehun: Stupid Kazoos + Recipt = Get your money back

You: Fine -3-

You: I stole your bubble tea plushy btw

Sehun: YOU WHAT
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