Baekhyun: Gusto niyo bang gumanda like me? Use Bbh eyeliner for as low as 250 pesos.

Sehun: One bubble tea a day keepth bad vibeth away! Buy now!

Kai: Sa panahon ngayon, kailangan palaging ready. Use trust condom for better protection *strips* /taenaaa! XD/

Chanyeol: To get rid of cavities, use Colgate. It protects and whitens teeth two times better than the leading brand. Buy now! *ngisi kita lahat ngipin pati gums haha*

D.O: 🎶 Cha charap~ Cha charap🎶 Buy El Real Pasta!!! /Lul! Di ko memorize 'to haha/

Suho: Pangarap niyo ba ang tumangkad? Use Cherifer everyday. Proven and tested. /Weh? Haha/

Kris: Only BB cream touches my skin. Who touches yours?

Lay: Take memory gold plus for—ahh *kamot ulo* Ano nga ulit 'yun direct?
Direk: Cut! Huhuhuhu 9 takes na tayo, Lay, eh!

Tao: Gone tired of that eye bags? Worry no more! Garnier is here to rescue! Apply a little amount of your finger tip and smudge it under your eye. *nag-demo* And violah! See the miracle within just one week! /Haba-haba eh!

Luhan: *hair flip* Have a great hair day(^.^)

Xiumin: Kopiko Blanca has a tempting aroma, silky smooth texture, and delicious creamy goodness you've gotta taste. /Chenes/

Chen: Pera ba hanap niyo? Hold-upin niyo lang si Suho. Kekeke!

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Chen talaga, oo! Hahaha