→ Kris

- "Ayo wassup" XD
- 9 feet tall or something
- "Chicken is not my style"
- Looked like a boiled egg for half a year im sorry
- Istg he could play the role of the general in Mulan
- Part of the NBA celebrities basketball team !!!!!
- But when Snapchat was showing all the basketball team members, they used a picture of Kai instead of Kris
- Lowkey suffers from resting bitch face...just lowkey
- Speaks very good English
- Left his wife and children 2 years ago
- PICASSO AIN'T GOT SHIT ON OUR BOI KREASE
- Okay but for real I have no words to describe his artwork so I might do a special compilation of Kris Drawings™ later
- From the land of maple syrup
- Because 'Chris' isn't kool enough
- Eyebrows on point
- Jawline on point
- Entire existence on point
- Vin Diesel was in his mv
- Gave the biggest middle finger to SM which they have ever seen; the FIRST lawsuit from EXO-M
- They didn't give the poor guy a day off in 2 years
- I guess he really likes the letter J ? Because July and Juice. Or maybe it's to do with Summer things.
- When he sweats, it's not respiration, but straight-up swag that drips from his being
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