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WRITTEN BY [5545]

Target for the raid is labeled as [YELLOW] and [MAGENTA]'s old home. The neighboring city wasn't remotely close to being abandoned, but one false warning from the higher-ups was enough to get the civilians to hightail it out of there. [0243], [1325], [6353] and I got the all-clear, and entered the home. The place was still in perfect condition, as if it were left alone for the weekend instead of a few years.

The Evidence Locker for this raid contains the following:

*A 3.5 yard rope, presumably with which [MAGENTA] tried to save a few lives during the [DATA EXPUNGED] incident. Found in the backyard.

*A drawing of [PURPLE] during the Recidivism, with the initials "O.R" written towards the bottom. The artist is presumably [MAGENTA]. Found under [YELLOW]'s bed.

*[YELLOW]'s glasses, partially melted. Found attached to the ceiling.

*A collection of spider eggs, each about the size of a basketball. Most of them are thankfully infertile. Found in the basement, right on the border of [PURPLE]'s range of control.

*Twenty-three copies of "A Bad Case of Stripes" by David Shannon. Found stacked on top of each other in the attic.

*A cassette player, with significant damage. The player refuses to play any tapes, and anyone who goes near it reports a mounting sense of paranoia. [1325] spent a little over an hour fiddling with it, and ended up [DATA EXPUNGED] (Told y'all he wouldn't last a week). Found in the attic.

*A key that doesn't open any locks in the house. Found in the attic.

*A letter, addressed to [MAGENTA] and presumably written by [YELLOW]. The letter read the following:

Here's the update from my end. This was sent on the fifth of May, I hope you'll get it today.

I saw that stupid clown again today. It tried to offer me a balloon, but I just kept walking. It's really starting to freak me out. I know it can't hurt me, but I can see how much it wants to.

By the way, Leitmotif was really nice. You did good, I'm proud of you!

Mom and dad are starting to get curious about my spending habits. Why do you want so many mirrors, anyways?

They keep trying to toss your shoes onto the power line, but I keep hidding[sic] them. You're not dead, after all.

Speaking of, I saw you in a video again. "Most Mysterious Missing Persons Reports". It's kinda ironic, I know so much, but I can't say a word.

I miss you. Reply when you can.

The house didn't have any puppets that we had to dispatch. We rate it surprisingly low 4/10 on the PLOI scale.