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So I was bored and thought: man. Me and my mom have said some weird stuff.
So...why not post it here?
(In a store. A. store.)
Me: Mom...I think my periods late. It's around three weeks over AM I DIYING?
Mom: uh...no your not dying, and last time I checked you haven't been kissing on any boys lately, so your fine.
Me: Mom. Why.
Mom: Welllll you brought it up.

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(Once, at the park)

Me: can we have subway for lunch?
Mom: I only have 8 dollars on me...wait...NOPE ON THE CARD I HAVE 10!
Me: OH MY GOD MOM THAT'S 90 AWAY FROM A HUNDRED.
Mom: AND 990 FROM 1000.
Me: AND 90,090 FROM ONE MILLION. MOM WE'RE ALMOST MILLIONAIRES!!!
Mom: this has to be the saddest conversation I've ever had with you.
Me: nah probably not.

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(On a roadtrip to Florida)
Clerk: mam, I'm sorry our bathrooms are closed.
Mom: but how can bathrooms be closed? They're bathrooms.
Clerk: Well they are.
Dad: come on we'll stop somewhere else.
*we left*
Me: well, at least-
Mom: THAT ASSHOLE.
Me:...nevermind.

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*sighs* can't get rid of them, might as well respect them.

Sk3tch has left the game.