Im 0.59% sure im not drunk

I'm sure one day in 2020 I'm gonna ask my sister what a tag is, ans she responds 'its a little shit on social media that never ends.'

Jk sammyflufflepuff I'll do it
But since someone didn't put wtf your supposed to do, I'll just list 14 things of myself.

1. I just got a boxer/pitbull named Bayleigh. Yes I had to go out of my way to be difficult and add -leigh instead of -ley.

2. I accidentally watched this at 11:00 at night.

That first one...- shudders -

3. I've just started public school and holy crap is it cliche.

4.I almost fell off of Stone Mountain.

5. I once said 'nope fuck this' unaware my uncle was sitting beside me. He just looked at me and snorted.

6. I've switched more schools than been to the eye doctor.

7. I just realized how boring I am jeSUS

8. I've met Jacksfilms once.

9. Once when attempting to turn a video down, it became impossibly loud and then Youtube crashed.

Tonald Drump possessed my tablet.

10. Going to Florida, I saw a little outhouse with a bright red door and two people staring at it. On the trip back I saw no outhouse; we were on the same route.

No im not pulling this out of my rear, this happened.

11. I bought my male cousin lingerie one christmas.

12. I went to Circuqe De Soliel and met the actors behind the scenes.

13. I have way to many crushes holy hEll

14. A-person-i-know and I went to the movies once, and I said my throat hurts sp she said 'well stop giving so many BJs' and the old woman behind us slowly turned to us, looked at me disgusted and turned around. Said friend still jokes about this aND SCREW YOU TOO C.

Terri-K
-Gillies-Gilles- I'll never stop m1028319
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JardonTheConfuzled

Sammy didn't say how many to tag. See, this is wHY YOU POST RULES SMH

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