My reaction to House Of Gold.

Tyler: I will make you queen of everything you see...

Me: aww that's sweet; wait is he talking about a wife or his mother? I m- HOLY SH*T WHERE ARE HIS F*CKING LEGS.

Tyler: I'll pretend to be a bum so I just

Me: you know its funny, I'm surprised he hasn't y-

Tyler: MIGHT BECOME SOMEONE!

Me: *sighs* nevermind. Rip my ears.

Tyler: I'll cure of disease...

Me: that was a nice song, aside from the fact he has no leg- OH MY GOD DID HE JUST FALL AND DIE. WHAT THE-