Mitch's POV
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Mitch was sitting there in shock about how Ty was poisoned-
I'm actually surprised no one suspected before; even though he's "been hiding it well" there's no way everyone can't tell he's dying inside.

Mitch:"Oh hey Ty are u good I noticed you were coughing up blood and foaming at the mouth and I don't think that's gucci™ for your bod."
Ty:"W-what no I'm fine it's just I listened to Sweatshirt."
Mitch:"We don't get technology in Minec-"
Ty:"IT'S SO BAD. THE SONG. IT'S SO BAD. WHERE'S HIS PARENTS MY NOTCH."
Eh, if he said that I guess I wouldn't notice he was poisoned either.

-Jerome jumped up from his bonds with their beloved diamond axe, Betty, in hand.
Aside from questioning when he made the axe or how he smuggled it past a troop of whither skeletons, I want to know how he got it from said spot, held said 2ft VERY VISABLE axe upside down using his paws and sawed himself out without making a single noise.

Mitch couldn't help himself from laughing.
Even Mitch sees how this is complete bullsh*t!

"All hail Betty!" He yelled as Jerome began chopping skeletons left and right.
One sin off for Jerome not just going to immediately cutting everyone else loose, because if he did he would just get caught and him defying logic for the plot would be useless.

"All hail Betty!"
Uh...that sounds a little familiar. Not in the good way.

How the skeletons didn't notice Betty when they had taken all their weapons he didn't know, but he was just grateful Betty came to the rescue.
How To Get Away with Plotholes: Claim the characters have no idea what happened but they are grateful.
"Little suzy didn't know how she came up with the cure for every disease on planet earth, but she didn't question it so everything was Gucci™."

Why am I saying Gucci™? Ew. That's not Gucci™.

-Jerome picked up the arrows they dropped and tossed one to each person in the group so they could cut the ropes tying them up.
How many withers are there? If its enough to kidnap 8 or 9 of how every many heathens *wink wonk nudge noodge* are in team crafted, there must be a lot. How has be not been poisoned or bomb rushed yet?

The skeletons couldn't even get close enough to attack before they were taken down.
Do these newbs have any skill JEEZ how did Kay expect these nerds to take down Team Comma- CRAFTED.

-probably because of the awesome power of Betty.
-Betty came to the rescue.
-all hail Betty!
-how Betty
-Betty
-fought them with Betty
-Betty in hand
Jerome. It's time to stop.

-Mitch spotted a chest a skeleton had been guarding.
If he's just now running up the tunnel, saying he has not been in this tunnel yet, how did he know the skeleton has been guarding it?

-there was a book inside along with some healing potions.
OH-
OH HOW CONVENIENT-
OH HOW CONVENIENT THERE ARE HEALING POTIONS AND A SACRED BOOK BEING GUARDED BY ONLY ONE SKELETON IN THE SAME CAVE WITH TEAM DON'T CRY CRAFT WITH A WOUNDED PERSON AND PEOPLE IN NEED OF A WAY OUT OF MINECRAFT.
SO. SO. Convenient.

(Ugh that wasn't supposed to be in caps but you know what just read that as if you just found out #KeemstarFor2k16 was a thing.)

Normally, he would ignore any book he found-

In almost every fanfic Mitch is against knawlodge as if it's a disease or something.

-but this one is glowing and he could feel the power it was emitting.
He doesn't beLieve in any shape or form that this could be a trap?

-Escaping the cave system was pretty easy. They just went through whichever cave the skeletons were guarding and defeated the skeletons before they could even attack.
There is no way in heaven, hell or purgatory that you're telling me escaping ANY cave system is easy.

-Escaping the cave system was pretty easy. They just went through whichever cave the skeletons were guarding and defeated the skeletons before they could even attack.
If catching these heathens *coughimtøptrashhelpcough* were so important, wouldn't skeletons be in all the tunnels, not just the ones near the entrance?

Also double sins because they just CAN'T be that OP.
Unless Kay lost her drafts for the plot and made a plothole.
I mean- isn't it obvious Kay's writing the story?
Yes or Yes?

-when suddenly Ty collapsed.
Then he died and combusted into dead memes.
Sky lost his sh*t mourning the loss of his babs, and challenged Kay and Heroine to the daily dance challenge on the most intense game ever- Club Penguin- and rekt them, convinced God to bring Ty back to life and they happily jumped Jason daily for ever after.

THE END.
F*ck you Jason. I'm done dealing with you doing all your breathing and blinking and thinking and you just have to do it as noisily as possible I'm just dONE-
"The fight was to much for him!" Ian yelled."The poison is starting to take full effect!"
HEY MY CHUMMY BUDDY UH EVERYONE IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU SO IF YOU DID ME A FAVOR AND USED YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE AND NOT YOUR GOD VOICE I THINK WE COULD ALL KEEP OUR HEARING.

"What are we going to do?" Jason yelled as Ty's breathing got heavier.
JASON ME YOU AND IAN ARE ABOUT TO SETTLE THIS ON MY PRIVATE SERVER ON CLUB PENGUIN. EVERYONE IS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU AND USING YOUR MEGAPHONE OF A VOICE IS NOT APPRECIATED. THIS IS NOT GUCCI™, NOT GUCCI™ AT ALL.

-Mitch said to the rest of the group . "I thought ahead."
Stealing conveniently placed items = thinking ahead.

-Almost immediately Ty stopped shivering and his breathing returned to normal, but he was still very pale.
1st. So this was a normal poison? If so, his health should have regained already since you can't die of poison. If it wasn't a normal poison, that means that was not a normal healing potion, and makes no sense why a healing poison for a sickness that our hero so coincidentally had, and only one skeleton protected it?
Maybe Kay cares for Ty after all?
Maybe it's another plothole?
Maybe I'm over analysing it?
Maybe Leafy is dat boi?

Wait wrong book wrong set of people wrong fandom wrong everything ignore that.

"Ty are you okay?" Adam asked-
What, of course not! He's been in hours of indescribable pain, he's had to hide his emotions and physical pain while fighting for his life, he's had to overcome to stay constantly on his toes without a hope of recovering, he's-

Ty looked at all of them with a slight smirk,
-Had coughed blood up, was foaming at the mouth, listened to Jacob Satorius Sweatshirt, he's- wait. Is this guy smirking?

"Never been better."
Welp.
Everybody's screwed.
Rip.

-Even as he said that, though ,his knees began to wobble-
Knees weak
Headphones are heavy
Papyrus spaghetti
There's drugs on his v-neck ALREADY-

"I think the healing potion will only delay the effects of the poison," Jason pointed out to the rest of the group. "The skeleton did say it was to late to heal you."
And we are going to believe a killer skeleton because-

"I think the healing potion will only delay the effects of the poison," Jason pointed out to the rest of the group. "The skeleton did say it was to late to heal you."
jEEZ JASON I AM SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO DM YOU THE CLUB PENGUIN SERVER TO 1V1 ME IN DANCE DAILY
IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THIS NEGATIVE VIBES IAN MIGHT JUST LET YOU WALK OFF THAT CLIFF.

"I just didn't want to be the one to slow you guys down."
You don't think that once you died of "not telling anyone" that's not only going to slow them down, but depress them? I don't know what made you think that was Gucci™, because it's not.

"It's okay dood."
HOW TF DO YOU PRONOUNCE DOOD.
Is it like, d-uu-d? But dude sounds the same way???
Doodanati confirmed?

-"we would have probably done the same thing."
Fun fact: 9/10, when people say that, they wouldn't of done that, they just say that to make you feel better.

"A book. Really? How can that help us?" Adam asked when he saw the book.
Did these dOOds seriously think they were going to get out of a highly complex game without doing some knawlodge? FYI: you can't running man out of Minecraft.

What it read shocked everybody.
'How to be a prank channel and not cancer'
'How to make your cheesecake as sensational as future's'
'How to make non cancerous undertale ships'
(Literally all titles on YouTube call something cancer)
'How to make a non cancerous OC'
'How to be Donald Trumps Weave'

How to Travel Between Worlds.
Step 1. Be a webcomic from 2009 to 2016.
Step 2. Download Sburb.
Step 3. Make sure none of your fans believe the series is over.
*coughHomeStuckfanswhereyouatcough*

How to Travel Between Worlds.
This is to coincidental. I feel like this was probably just the stupidest accident;
"Hey Bob I was supposed to pick up the new Elmo book sent by the dev- Kay, but I may have picked up a book that went to her."
"What is it"
"How to Travel Between worlds. Ya think she needs that?"
"NAHHHHH"

Sin Count:37
Sentance: Convincing Jerome Betty is not a living person.
(-Betty came to the rescue-)
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GUESS WHOS BACK KIDS
THE TØP ADDICT WITH A INCONSISTENT PEN THAT'S WHO