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Ian's P.O.V
Yeah....no it's not.

Finally, Ian thought-
Yep called it.

-as he pulled his boat to shore.
I think brit has a special place in her heart for the matrix, cliffs and boats; they get the most chapters in this book.

After just being ambushed by some "flying squids", -
Is that suppose to be...a...flying pigs pun?
IS THERE SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT PIGS? I DON'T THI- oh my god I'm so sorry I just finished Minecraft Story Mode my emotions aren't right at the moment.

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Please stand by while Sketch goes and cleans up her feels. In the meantime, enjoy this lovely sound track formed by some guy I'm to lazy to look up and give credit to.
Fight me copyright. F.I.g.h.t.M.e
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-and he was about to do the cliché "kiss the ground out of happiness" thing-
I'm double sinning it for two reasons:
One: he knew it was cliche. How dare you do dis.
Two: almost a cliche is still a cliche in my book.
Literally. This is my book.

-when Jerome walked in front of him, stepping on the ground he was about to kiss.
Jerome is Mr. Steal Yo Girl Ex-Machima.
Even if that metaphorical girl is indeed dirt.

-Eww, Bacca feet,-
WELL EFFIN HELL, IAN. THE GROUND WAS DIRTY BEFORE JEROME TOUCHED IT. THE (edit: for some reason ground auto corrected to 'Tori I'm fine" O-O 3undertale5me.) GROUND WAS DIRTY BEFORE FLASHLIGHT FACE TOUCHED IT, THE GROUND WAS DIRTY BEFORE THE MATRIX GLANCED UPON IT, SO SORRY THE DIRT BENEATH YOUR FEET IS HIGH QUALITY ENOUGHT TO BE GRAZED UPON YOUR LIPS WITH.
...oh god I remember the Matrix incident.

-'Who knows where those have been.'
The ground you were about to kiss was made up of decomposed waste and rocks. I think Jerome's foot isn't the issue here. Also why not just move away and kiss some where else? ...anybody with a dirty mind I'm so sorry I didn't do that on purpose. Um. Ian's fault, right.

-he turned back to secure his boat-
On the imaginary docking station, next to Bing bong, of course.

-make sure it didn't float away in case they needed a quick escape for some reason,
Plot Twist: Ian low key knows what's going to happen because he wrote the fan fic.

-He saw the land rise straight up at least a mile from the sea, creating a cliff that went straight down into the water-
PLOT TWIST PLOT TWIST: Every one is low key a new contestant for Total Drama Island season 1292938, Kay replacing Chris. The season is soon cut short when everything takes a wrong turn and Kay accidentally reveals her demonic powers.
Yes, I am 420% sure that she indeed is a demon. Won't change my mind NOPE.

-and it was like this as far as the eye could see.
Wait, if the cliff is only a mile high, yet it's as far as the eye could see...
*pulls out calculator*
According to my calculations that cliff is 82847 miles and 'your logic is bullsh*t'.6 inches squared.

-darkness seeping out of the lifeless void.
Wait, isn't it day time? So are you telling me the valley has so many trees it blocks out sunlight? Valley's don't have trees? Or is it nighttime? Is this the valley where Mitch Logic was born? Where the matrix was harassed? Where the YMCA was summoned for Jason's protection? What even is life? What am I doing here again?
Oh wait now I know; it's the valley where Miley Cirus filmed We Can't Stop!
So that obviously explains why the land is dark.

-he could have sworn he saw to glowing white eyes staring at him from inside the valley-
Flashlight eyes has become one with the land.
Oh and HERE COMES FLASHLIGHT EYES.

-It's probably just a trick of the light-
Damit Ian, has movies taught you nothing?

-he felt as if someone was looking straight into his soul, as if those eyes were really there and looking at him from across the sea-
Okay this might be totally impossible and far fetched, but, here's an Idea: what if those eyes actually are there?
*insert inception boom*

-he felt as if someone was staring straight into his soul-
Me when I'm reading fan fics at the dinner table.

-Instantly, the feeling was gone, and so were the two white eyes.
Herobrine's be a stalkin'.

-he pushed the thought of the eyes to the back of his mind-
Wait, he's in Minecraft. Anyone and literally I mean even Kay, would link glowing eyes to herobeeohrine. But hey what do I know, I'm just a Jason logicer.

-he pushed the thought of the eyes to the back of his mind-
"Protagonist's friend sees a glimpse of the antagonist long before the final battle cliche" is cliche.

--but the feeling of dread was still there, nagging at him-
Nagging.

-away from the sea that separated him from those eyes.
I thought you said they weren't real, IAN?
Also a sea would take months to cross over, but ya know, F*ck logic.

Sin Count: 24

Sentance: Santa Brine Ex- Machima.
(-he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake-)
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§-{A/N:}-§
You know it's been wayyyyyy to long when you forget your intro and outro. Another thing: schedule. Ima try to set one up and post it here, okai? Okai.

That's all for now my lovely wattpadians, I'll write you later!

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