I went to the tournament. Got my butt handed to me. BUT AYYYY I GOT SECOND PLACE IN FEMALE SPARRING AAAAYYYYYYY.
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Adam's P.O.V
AHHHH WHY IS IT IN BOOOOLD IT BLINDS MEEEEEEEE

"Good Going!" Ian screamed sarcastically
Well he didn't exactly mean to so SHUTUP YOU SPAWN OF SATAN WITH NO CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW

-screamed sarcastically at Adam
ISN'T THIS ADAM'S POV?WHO DAFUG IS DIS?

-because Adam had accidentally look the thing in the eye.
How do you accidentally look the one mob in the mob filled room in the eye?
Adam's luck= Rekt.

There were hundreds off different mobs
"hundreds off different mobs"
What does this sentance mean? It makes less since then:
"Justin Beiber is still making music."

Oops.
It was in that moment.
He knew.
He f*cked up.

There were hundreds of different mobs
man the lag must be so bad right now.
...I just imagined real life lag...
Dear god.

Adam saw Ian fighting off both a ticked enderman and a creeper,
When did Ian learn to use a sword? The same chapter they collected wood. When did they collect wood?
IN A CHAPTER THAT DOESN'T EXIST.

"FOR BUDDER!!!" He screamed-
But...the mobs did nothing to the g- budder. Also how are they still alive with HUNDREDS OF MOBS surrounding them? Are they attacking one at a time? Why?
What?

-As he knocked off the head of a skeleton-
No skeletons were harmed in the making of this chapter.
More or less.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Ian asked Adam
He's probably thinking about how to relate every thing ever to the game minecraft, so probably not. How could he be thinking what your thinking?
Also cliche alert.

"Yeah, RUN!" Adam screamed-
I'M BLIND! THE CLICHE! AH! IT BLINDS ME!

-They saw no point in trying and kept running.
This reminds me of that one dumb character in that one dumb movie with that one dumb monster and the girl knocks over everything even though it doesn't help.
Two sins for this being a cliche dumb horror movie.

"Woah,
Woah, did you know woah was not a word? Like woah bro, who would even know?

"- are you guys O.K? What happened?"
Nah they are fine, just running back to tell you how much they ship merome!

An arrow then stuck in the wall next reo Jerome's ear.
"Oh, that's what happened."
Cause this is CLICHE. CLICHE NIGHT. AND NO ONES GONNA SAVE YOU FROM THE FIC SINS ABOUT TO STRIKE. YOU KNOW ITS CLICHEEEEEEE CLICHE NIGHT.
YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE INSIDE A CLICHE, FANFIC TONIGHTTTTTT

-including Ty, who now just seemed well enough to fight.
Oh how convenient he got better when the plot needed him.
*strokes chin curiously*
Very convenient indeed...

Adam a budder sword,
Adam can you stop classifying things to youtube and just FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE?

-Deciding on using a betty,
But isn't a diamond sword better for combat....?
WAIT. BEFORE YOU FANGIRLS ATTACK ME, THINK. IF HE WAS REALLY IN MINEPOOP, WOULDN'T HE USE A ACTUALLY GOOD WEAPON?
*gets mobbed anyways*

"Let's do dis!"
Shameful MCYT meme is shameful.

Ty screamed as the battle began.
Were the mobs waiting for them to prepare for battle? Weren't the mobs right behind them? Was there a epic slomo montage of people running up steps training for this scene?

Well, if this is the case...

Adam, Ty, Jason and Jerome ran into the oncoming
It's incoming....I'M SORRY IT'S MY JOB TO NIT PIK OKAY?

Adam, Ty, Jason and Jerome ran into the incoming army of mobs,while Mitch and Ian went up to a higher part of the cave to shoot down any mobs the rest of them didn't see.
You mean they did the mlg mlp no scope 360 sniping with the 420 degree flip with dank doritos and mountain dew with a side of memes? No? Okay whatever.

-and blew up at least ten other mobs.
How did he know one of his friends weren't next to him? He could have killed them! But whatever I used fanfic logic so that means NO ONE BUT MOBS WERE AROUND HIM.

-Ty fighting a bunch of skeletons,
Irony.

probably still ticked that he ahad almost died to one of them.
Woah, jist because one almost killed you, your going to take it out on their race? ARE YOU RACIST BRUH?

-Ian smiling on the top of a ledge, realizing Ian had shot the zombie that would have attacked him when he wasn't looking.
Ian smiled when he shot the zombie? Ian is officially a demon that likes to se death...IS IAN AND TY BECOMING THE NEW MUSSOLINI AND HITLER!?!?

-and turned his attention back to the oncoming
INCOMING. IT'S. INCOMING.

-a couple of angry enderman, all teleporting around him.-
...How is Jason not dead yet again?

-causing a few small rocks to fall from the ceiling.
That's when it hit him.
He got hit? well, rest in p- OH GOD I FELL FOR THIS PUN.
INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY, THAT'S STILL A NOTCHDAMN PUN.

Each time one blew up, small rocks would fall from the ceiling, and the rest of the team saw what he was trying to do.
What he was trying to do: Get everyone killed.

-crushing any of the mobs unfortunate enough be standing under a falling boulder.
No mobs were harmed in the making of this- ha ha no I'm kidding they all died a bloody death.
Also of course none of team crafted got hurt cause
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-When a familiar voice boomed through thr valley
Is it kay being a ass? It's Kay being a ass. Kay, stop being a ass.

"Well done, Team Crafted. But this is only the beginning.
SHUT THE F*CK UP FLASH LIGHT EYES.
YOU SOUND LIKE A PUBESCENT 12 YEAR OLD BOY WITH SELF ESTEEM ISSUES.
...
That was oddly specific.

Sin Count:35
Sentance: The cliche police called, they said they want their ideas back.
(-"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"-)
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BACK FROM THE TOURNAMENT. NOT DEAD. WOOT WOOT. Yeah, not much to say but @One_Abridged_Child we arent a ship. NO. STOP IT. NO ONE ABRIDGED FIC, NO ONE FIC ABRIDGED CHILD. STOP FORCING IT IT'S NOT A THING WTH.
I'll write you later my lovely wattpadians..!

The_Fic_Girl