Everything Wrong With Ch. 14: A very normal trip on a very normal boat
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Jerome's P.O.V
Fluffy.
"Well, there's only one thing to do now,"-
Great to see The Comma Is The New Period act is still in effect!
Jerome began. "Let's built us some boats!"
"Let's built us some boats!" So he's saying lets build boats in the past? Are we going to be using Ty's wonderful whovian powers?
"Did you take any of the wood that we collected while we were in the cave, you know, before it collapsed?" Adam asked-
How could he? What happened was Herobrine's side b*tches came and tried to kill things, Adam became smrt and you guys left. What time was left to gather wood?
Ty just rolled his eyes, like it was a dumb question.
NOBODY LIKES A KNOW IT ALL, TY.
"Of course I did."
Ty: Defying logic sense the beginning of time.
"Good, but do we have enough wood for us to each make a boat?"
Good question voice that came from absolutely nowhere!
It took Ty a couple of seconds to think about it, then he turned to the rest of the group.
Ty is such a pimp he doesn't talk to his friends looking at them. Also, how is he turning around to speak to the group that he was clearly just behind?
-and began building.
*sighs* you don't dig, in MINEcraft, so quite ironically you don't build a boat in mineCRAFT. Am I being to picky? Yes. It is my job.
-When Jerome heard Adam humming "Row, row, row your boat" just loud enough for everyone to hear.
Humming OVER the sound of waves and rowing? How do you hum that loud? R.I.P Adam's vocal cords.
Also: Adam humming row row row your boat.
Jerome rolled his eyes and turned to Adam.
At the rate of hiw much eye rolling that has been done, I'm 98% sure they are going to turn into preteens by the end of this chapter.
"Please, Adam, don't turn this into Sky School musical."
*flips table*
I'm not paid to deal with this sh*t.
Adam put his hands up defensively.
Adam's boat just crashed.
"Yeah. Okay. Musically gifted. Whatever floats your boat." Jerome said sarcastically.
Jerome's final form: A*shole Ex-Machima.
-Proud of his o-so clever remark.
O-so clever remark? Ha..ha...right.
Jerome could still hear everyone laughing under their breath-
It's not laughing under your breath if someone here's you.
This should be noted in every FANFIC EVER.
-when a Dark cloud appeared from under water-
Fart clouds from under water.
-it seemed to grow larger until the whole ocean was was a deathly shade of black-
Oh yeah they're all dead. If somehow they survive this, I'm sinning this books existance.
when a squid jumped out of the water and onto his face.
-and then he fell in, and Mitch dove in to save him but drowned with him because merome. Ian then attempted to throw cakes at the squids, yet they took all his cake. No he's the cake over Lord so he just yelled "DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TOOK TO MAKE THIS CAKE!?!"to the heavens then cakes appeared and Ian beat the squids to death with his cake. Then he fell in brcause derp ssundee can't STAY F*CKING STILL. In the time this happened Jason devised a plan how to get out of minecraft, save the world, cure cancer, stop Donald Trump and Kanye West from running for president, solve world hunger and deposit people to mars, but Adam got startled and jumped on Jason, resulting them both falling into the void of squids. Damnit Adam. Before this all even happened, Ty said "F*ck this sh*t I'm to good for you guys" and completed the rest of the book by himself, got out of minecraft to track down Kay the demon, but she got away so Ty teamed up with Clary and Jace to track the b*tch down. Meanwhile of all of this flash light eyes is waiting in his house asking Brit when the hell the plot was going to advance.
...It's not going to happen like that, is it? *sighs* of course not.
Sin Count: 19
Sentance: Adam's hit single: 'Nursery Rhymes For The Kiddies'
(-Adam humming 'row row row your boat' just loud enough-)
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WHAT? A CHAPTER DONE BEFORE TWO WEEKS? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY? Idk I updated my account and I felt good about myself so I said 'LEZZGO UPDATE STUFFFZ.'
...Yeah that's all. I'll write you later my lovely wattpadians!
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