(Heidi and Kyle like the same person, but is that really a good thing?)

It was another day in South Park. all the kids, were all outside at recess and no one suspected a thing. No one knew that there were two students missing that recess, at least not yet...

"Aw come on do you really think he could like you, he treats you like shit already, and you really think that he would want to be with you??" Kyle asks

"Kyle, why would you say something like that?" Heidi asks

"Wh- why would I say something like that?? Well because it's true!"

"No, you're wrong! Eric does like me! He's just hiding how he feels!"

"What the fuck Heidi! You sound crazy, he doesn't like you like that, or at all. Everyone knows it except you!"

"Why are you being so mean about this, what are you hiding??!"

"I'm not hiding anything! I'm helping you AND Cartman, by making sure that you both don't end up making a mistake!"
"You... like Eric..." Heidi says in shock

"W-what? I never said that! I never said that!"

"You do! It's written all over your face!"

"No it's not! This conversation is done! J-just stay away from him!"

And with that started the rivalry of Kyle Broflovski, and Heidi Turner.

Everyday was a new day, Kyle would try to seduce Eric, and Heidi would intercept it, and when Heidi tried at ask out Cartman or Kiss him Kyle would intercept it as well. One day Cartman got fed up with their nonsense and said,

"Guys what the is wrong with you?"

The two start arguing again, and almost get into a fist fight, and at the same time they blurt out,

"HE/SHE LIKES YOU!"

Then they look at each other and say at the same time,

"NO I DON'T! YOU LIKE HIM!"

Heidi sighs and says,

"Ignore that Eric, We are just having a little disagreement, but we'll figure it out right Kyle?"

Kyle crosses his arms and rolls his eyes, slightly nodding,

"Soooo, you both like me?"

"No. Fatass."

"I'm not fat you stupid Jew!" Cartman says.

"Come on Kyle." Heidi say harshly pulling him away,

"Fatass? Really, and you think you can just say things like that to Eric and he'll just magically fall in love with you??" Heidi whisper yells at Kyle as they walk away from Cartman,

"I call him what I want! When we get together, is when I'll decide to change his Nickname, besides it's not like its completely untrue!" Kyle whisper yells back at her

Heidi gasps and says,

"You take that back, Eric is not fat!"

"No."

"You better take it back or else."

"Or else what?"

"Or else... uh or else-"

"Yea that's what I thought."

And the two continued to bicker as they walked down the school halls, and turned the corner. Cartman stared at them in confusion, What the fuck is wrong with them??? Cartman wondered.