{aged to 18 cuz yea, I just feel this would have taken time. Yours truly is barely in this, but in it just enough for you all}

Kenny, Cartman, Stan and Kyle had been hanging out. Later on, Stan and Kyle ended up going home. Now it was just Kenny and Cartman, who were sitting on the swing set at Starks pond,

"Kenny," Cartman says, "Can I talk to you about something?"

"Yea sure." Kenny said nonchalantly.

"Well uh, I , like someone, and like..."

Kenny sighs,

"Eric who do you like?"

"Oh my god dude, fine. I like Khal, but like I don't wanna tell him..."

"So you want me to tell him?"

"No no no, I just thought you would want to know..."

And before Kenny could respond, Cartman got up and said,

"Well I gotta go, I got stuff to do, see you around Kinny."

Then he left. Kenny was left on the swing, in confusion. He had no idea what that was about, but he wanted to help, but who would know how to help?

When Kenny was at his house, He thought long and hard about what Cartman had said to him. He didn't understand what he meant, until it finally cliked, he wanted Kenny to help him, and that was exactly what he was going to do. As much as Kenny hated to admit it, Cartman was his best friend after all. It was now obvious that Cartman wanted his help, and he probably would've done the same thing for Kenny. Kenny decided to play matchmaker a little bit and see what he was working with.

The next day at school, Kenny was with the rest of his friends. He looked at everyone's body language, and secretly took a mental note of it. When the bell rang Kenny went to his first period class, and sat next to Cartman, who was sitting next Kyle. He noticed a pen on Kyles desk, and got an idea. He looked around and saw Stan sitting in the seat next to Kyle and he texted him,

Hey, can you do me a favor, and find a way to knock kyle's pen of his desk, so that its in the direction of Cartman??

He hears the ding of Stan's phone, and he looks at it with a blank expression, and then rolls his eyes. He goes through his pencil case takes, a rubber band out, and puts it on his finger to  make a gun. He then releases it at it knocks the pen off the desk. Kyle turns to her and says,

"Stan what the fuck?!"

"Sorry Ky, I was aiming for Kenny, he's being annoying again."

Kyle rolls his eyes, and goes to pick up the pen, but sees that it isn't there. He looks up at Cartman who is holding the pen in his hand,

"Here." He says.

Kyle takes it, and their hands touch. He gives Cartman a genuine smile and Kenny was pretty sure that he was blushing a bit. Kenny then looked to Stan who winked at him. For two weeks Kenny did little subtle things to get Kyle and Cartman to do things like, go somewhere alone, get something for the other, things like that, and it was pretty evident that Kyle likes Cartman, so Kenny decided to talk to Cartman,

"Dude you gotta ask out Kyle."

"Why the fuck would I do that?"

"Cuz it so obvious that he-"

"Hey guys." Kyle says seemingly appearing out of nowhere.

"Ah shit," Kenny says checking is fake watch, "I totally forgot, Stan wanted me home for dinner. Sorry guys gotta run." Kenny says, pretending to leave the room.

Kenny his behind the teacher's desk.

"What the fuck?" Cartman says.

"Ugh tell me about it, Those two are so weird, I swear to god sometimes they act like more than best friends."

"At least you don't have to listen to them mouth fuck each other during History, like they won't shut up." Cartman says.

They both chuckle a bit. Kenny rolls his eyes, shaking his head at their conversation. They were talking about another topic for a while when Cartman sits on the desk and finally worked out the courage to ask Kyle out,

"uh , Kahl, i needa talk to you about something."

"Yea?" Kyle says putting his hand on Cartman's thigh

Kenny had been secretly watching from behind the desk for a while, and he could feel things heating up, and by the redness of Cartman's face, he knew it too,

"Uh, I, um, we...u...me.."

Cartman just kept on stuttering out some weird attempt of displaying his emotions. Kenny ended up getting pretty tired of it pretty quickly, so he decided to help the, out. He snuck from the desk to behind them, and then he pushed their heads together for like a second, just so that their lips. Both of their faces were a dark shade of red,

"Kenny what the fuck!" Kyle yells.

"Cartman like you dude! And kyle likes you!" Kenny says angrily at them.

He was just so annoyed with them that he stormed out of the room before he got a reaction out of them, but I bet you could guess what happened next *wink*

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Ye, uh ye. Ye. ion what to say so ye.

~Richie~