So there's this bike path close to where I live and my family likes to go walk on it.

My brother made me sit on this rock (it was dedicated to Abraham Lincoln) and when I got up there was duck poop all over my shorts... so I was like "oh crap (literally) this is gonna be the joke. Which is fine, it's just kinda embarrassing even if it's just the fam.

But then later we saw this couple sitting on a bridge, so the sibs (that just autocorrected to sons, what) decided to crash their date. Mom commented on how bad we were but she and dad followed us anyway.

We became ashamed or something cause we decided to turn back and leave them alone, but on the way back my brother went running and accidentally bumped into my dad, knocking him off the bridge lol. There was just this hush. And then he got up and he was like soaked and super muddy. It wasn't even like completely filled with water (the drop off he fell into). Don't worry guys. We laughed. Hard. Move over, duck poop.