ﾟbarf in my booty hole ﾟ

Namjoon 🤓
Are you awake by chance?

Luna 💫
Yes why??

Namjoon 🤓
I need you over here in the next fifteen minutes.

Luna 💫
Bro- are you dumb where's HERE?

Namjoon 🤓
*inserts mf address here*

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How did he expect me to be there in fifteen minutes? It was freaking 10:30 in the morning and I was enjoying my morning sip of Apfelschorle. I looked at the clock. Oh my god I had fourteen minutes to get going and I was still in my pajamas.

"I swear this better be good or I'm gonna lose it."

I rush to get dressed opting for some dark grey joggers and a black long sleeve sweatshirt. When I get to the bathroom I do a quick once over before noticing that my hair is still in braids. I whine in frustration, a bun it is.

My hands turn into the driveway of a very nice home. Seriously let me be your roommate. I ran over to the door and only got my hand up to chest before it was yanked open, startling the crap out of me.

"You're late." Yoongi frowns and motions for me to follow him.

"Why are you even here?" I mutter but he hears me. With a soft chuckle he tells me that Namjoon shares this house with him and Hoseok.

Of course they're roommates no teacher could afford this on their own but two and whatever the heck Hoseok is probably could. We make it to the living room and that's when my eyes land on Taehyung who was dressed in an outfit similar to mine. He grimaces when we meet each other's eyes. I throw a glare his way and choose to sit beside Hoseok across from Namjoon and Taehyung.

"Now that you're both here we can get started..." Namjoon begins clasping his hands together.

I frowned at that. What exactly were these dudes planning?

"You have one hour-"

"Who?!" Taehyung shouts, staring at the older blonde male. His eyes almost bugged out of his head.

"You and Luna need to sort out your differences. Anyways as I was sayi-"

"Fuck no. I'm not talking to her." He grumbles looking at me and rolling his eyes in disgust.

"You act like I want to even be associated with you. Yuck. I'd rather barf in my booty hole then talk to you." I reply, glancing right back at him.

"That's gross, why would you even think that?" Hoseok nervously laughs.

I even catch him scooting a little away from me. As if that would stop my mind from going to weird places.

"Okay...we're going to leave now. Actually no here follow me, there's something I want to show you."

I laugh with a stupid smile on face. "Don't lie Namjoon. It's a trap to lock us in the room."

Namjoon's eyes widen in surprise then with a snap of his fingers Hoseok grabs me and hoists me over his shoulder. Meanwhile Namjoon goes for Taehyung and does the same.

"Hey! Put me down!" I shout, hitting his back. That was really defined may I add. On second thought being carried by Hoseok wasn't so bad, so I stopped hitting him and enjoyed the view.

"Like what you see?" He asks, the smirk clearly evident in his voice.

"Oh I like it a lot." I smile tapping it with the palm of my hand.

"Is this absolutely fabulous?" Yoongi joins in from somewhere ahead of us.

"Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous?" Namjoon chimes with his deep voice.

"What the fuck?" Taehyung groans from over Namjoon's shoulder. Not even trying to get out the man's hold.

"Absolutely...NOT!" I sing as Hoseok sets me down and ushers the other two boys from the room. A little click signifying that the door was locked following right after.

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I didn't know how much time had passed as we were still being held hostage in one of the guest bedrooms. Taehyung laid on the bed staring at the ceiling and I found myself seated on the floor, hugging a pillow. I was going to fall asleep here shortly had it not been for Yoongi's voice rudely yelling from the door.

"I don't hear talking! If you don't come to an agreement by the time the hour's up I'll add more. You're not leaving until you're best buddies."

Taehyung groans loudly in annoyance. I just really wanted to sleep, a morning nap sounded really good right now and my bed seemed to be calling me.

"Taehyung-"

"Shut the fuck up." He replied rolling over onto his side.

I rolled my eyes at his childish antics. If we were going to sort this out he had to stop with this stupid act. I quietly stood up with the pillow and launched it at him. He turned around and glared at me, before throwing it right back at me, but I dodged it.

"Leave me alone." Taehyung mumbles, hiding himself under the white covers.

"Nope. If you want to get out of here we need to speak with each other."

"Aren't we doing that right now? You know you can be really dumb sometimes." He scoffs shifting his body under the covers.

His head was hidden so I couldn't see what face he was making, but knowing him it definitely wasn't a good one.

"Whatever you can be really ugly." I mutter grabbing the pillow he had thrown.

"Lies. I'm freaking gorgeous have you seen me?"

I laugh and move over to the bed holding the pillow over my head.

"Nah bro have you seen Kang Yeosang? Now that man right there is gorgeous."

Taehyung suddenly flips the blanket off of his face at the same moment I bring the pillow down. With a loud 'oof' escaping his lips the pillow hits him square in his face. Not waiting a second more Taehyung grabs the pillow and comes at me with it. I run for my life.

"Get over here!" He shouts catching up to me.

I leaped onto the bed as I was running out of space to run. At that exact moment I got my ankle caught in the sheets. With a loud squeal I went down and hit the mattress, face first.

"Ha. I've got you now Luna..."

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a/n: yuhhhh an early chapter bc my book is number 82 in taehyungxreader 😭😭❤️

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