Yeet--

I'm sorry

Idk what to say

But yeah, part 2. Again, most of these are from a single blog I found on tumblr

Also, as the title says, I FINALLY drew some proper concept art for Neptune, but I'll save it for the end of this chapter so just scroll down a bunch if you wanna see it

So yeah, on with the incorrect quotes-

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*BEEP*

Charon: What am I supposed to do when you're gone?

Pluto: What do you normally do when I'm gone?

Charon: Wait for you to come back

*BEEP*

Haumea: Butter is just food lotion

Eris: There's something wrong with you

*BEEP*

Planetnappers: We have your friend, Neptune

Sun: You kidnapped Neptune? Our Neptune?

Planetnappers: Yes

Sun: Well you don't have him, he has you. Good luck with that. *hangs up*

*BEEP*

Sun: What are some good responses to being stabbed?

Mars: Rude

Earth: Are you going to want this back or can I have it?

Venus: Well that hurt

Mercury: It SWORD of seems you don't like me!

Saturn : *facepalms*

*BEEP*

Mars: Look, mistakes were made-

The other planets: By you

Mars: -and people got hurt-

The other planets: By you!

*BEEP*

Triton: Its a package from Neptune

Proteus: What is it?

Triton: Its heavy, must be his disappointment in me

*BEEP*

Ganymede: Io, you can be really destructive

Io: *Gasp* I can!?

Ganymede: No, I wasn't saying--

Io: Too late, I already broke something

*BEEP*

Phobos and Deimos: We may be ugly and untalented...

Mars: ... and?

Phobos and Deimos: Thats it

*BEEP*

Moon, showing Venus around earth: This is Area 51 where aliens supposedly live

Venus: Okay, cool..

Moon: And this is area 69, where... uh..

Venus: Where what?

Moon: Um..

Venus: What do they do there-

*BEEP*

Neptune: Triton sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "Shut the fuck up" instead of "Bless you"

Uranus: How the heck do you say "Shut the fuck up" instead of "Bless you"??

*BEEP*

Mars: How high are you?

Sun, drunk af on dark matter: I'm not high, you're just short

*BEEP*

Mercury, talking to Venus on a phone: Earth keeps telling me that this 'Santa Clause' isn't real

Mercury: Well I'm in a human mall right now and guess who's here-

*BEEP*

Earth: Aw, look at you, getting all romantic with these candles

Mars: First of all, I'm summoning a demon-

*BEEP*

Sedna: So I hear the humans named you after a god of death?

Pluto: Yeah what about it?

Sedna: Please kill me

Pluto: Damn are you okay?-

*BEEP*

Mars: Hey Earth, whats the word for a tiny infestation of little creatures over there?

Earth: You mean a school??

*BEEP*

Venus: Excuse me? I'm making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up

*BEEP*

Uranus: Why would you give a knife to a child?!

Mercury: Pluto felt unsafe!

Uranus: Now I feel unsafe!

Mercury: I'm sorry... would you like a knife?

*BEEP*

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Mercury has a big heart, just not a brain of equal proportions

Also about the Neptune concept art-

He's mostly based on Record of Ragnarok Poseidon and, you know, the fact he's the coldest and most distant of the 8 main planets

He doesn't take shit from anyone and has a complicated relationship with his moons

Its not much but its a start and at least I finally have an idea where to take his character

But yeah

Idk if I'll make a part 3

And I have other shit to stress over

So have a good rest of your day/night/evening/dawn/anime binge

K bye-