Oh me oh my, look at that, I'm making another oneshot thing
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Imma thank Missu-Otaku, Meowki25, TBNRFish24, -cyranxcircus, and more of my friends for giving me the motivation to write this, endless thanks to all of you!

So yeah, I have decided to write another BBB Heathers AU oneshot, this time based on the events between "Dead Girl Walking" and "Me Inside Of Me"
This is kinda like practice for me since I'm still very much new to writing, the only training I've done up at this point was read way too many fanfics

Also quick note for this AU..
Gempa- Veronica Sawyer
Halilintar- Jason "J.D." Dean
Solar- Heather Chandler

I have yet to come up with their last names(if I decided to give them some)
Also also most(*cough* all *cough*) of the dialog for this I got from the Heathers Musical script by Laurence O'Keefe and Kevin Murphy(with some changes because either I'm not creative enough to change a gender specific joke or I'm just not willing to put that joke in here)

So yeah, votes and comments are much appreciated(please I need to heal my self-esteem---) so...

(Yes that is IRL me, you would know if you've seen my face reveal-)

[Warnings: Mentioned sexual content, suicide/murder by drain cleaner(not a very fabulous way to go, I know), explicit language, and spoilers for Heathers]

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Gempa awoke, it was the middle of a cold night and.. wait... what was he doing naked? Oh yeah, he just got fucked by Halilintar that night. Honestly, he should be tired as hell from his little romp. Why is he awake at such a late time?

"Hello, slut."

Gempa, startled, quickly turned his head to see Solar sitting at the edge of the bed, legs crossed. That shit-eating look is on his face again.

"Solar?! What are you doing here?" Gempa had to keep his voice down as not to wake the sleeping Halilintar next to him, but at the same time decided not to hide his shock and confusion.

"Oh please, I'm like oxygen. I'm everywhere." Solar stated as-a-matter-of-factly. Yeah sure, why didn't I think of that?

Gempa swore he saw the silhouettes of his fellow students flash on the bedroom walls. Seeing them gave him a sick, dreading feeling. Like seeing Solar wasn't already sickening enough.

"I can't believe I'm seeing this. Gempa? Sleeping with psycho-trenchcoat-kid?" Solar bursts out laughing, it actually sounded fake. Something just to piss Gempa off a bit. For once Solar wasn't wearing his bright orange glasses, but Gempa just noticed just how beautiful yet terrifying his silvery grey eyes are, especially under in the moonlight, and especially when paired up with his next statement. "I am going to crucify you for this. Soon, everyone at school is gonna know that responsible little Gempa is nothing but a dirty whore."

"Solar, why are you so determined to hurt me?" Gempa didn't really show it, but he was genuinely scared now. Before he joined Solar's clique, he's seen just how much he can destroy a student's reputation just because they were unlucky enough to get on his bad side. Great, first he's gonna ruin him for refusing to let Solar's trio trick Taufan into beating up a piñata dressed up as him, and now on top of that he got caught sleeping with Hali and will now be labelled as a slut for the rest of highschool eternity. Great. Just fucking great.

"Because I can. And it'll be so very..."

Gempa then hears the voices of the students, chanting in an echoing mess.

"Very. Very. Very. Very. Very. Very..."

It kept going, becoming more loud intense as it went on. The shadows on the walls seem to come out, pure white eyes all staring into Gempa's soul. That sick feeling he felt before was back and worse than before. The echoing voices were layered on top of one another, and it quickly became almost impossble to make out what they were saying, even if it was the same thing over and over again.

All of Gempa's senses were soon drowned. The blank white eyes of the shadows and the silver ones of Solar were piercing deeper into his soul while the loud, echoing, incoherant chanting filled his ears to the point where he's sure they're going to explode. Filled with terror and no options left, he screams. He screams in an attempt to block out the piercing gazes and loud chanting that made the nausea worse.

Then Gempa feels like the room was shaking, the voices became quiet and replaced with a voice calling out his name.

"Gempa. Gempa! Gempa!"

Gempa jerks up, finding himself next to Halilintar, with his hand on his arm after shaking him awake. Outside, he could see the light of the sun peek from over the horizon. He also found himself trembling, beads of sweat rolling down his forehead. It was a dream.

"God, Gempa, you're soaking wet."

"Oh my god. Oh my god, it was a dream."

Gempa then clings onto Hali, pulling him into a tight hug. Jesus Christ, what just happened? Oh god, oh god...

They stay like that for a moment, mainly so Gempa can process what just happened. Suddenly he breaks away, steps down the bed, and hastily starts getting dressed.

"Woah, what's the rush?" Hali asked, admitedly he was slightly amused with how suddenly Gempa changed the mood.

"I have to get to Solar's house." Gempa declared, his voice suddenly hard like steel.

"What? But I though you told me you were done with him." Hali hops down the bed and starts getting dressed too.

"Yeah, I did, but it was all just a fantasy, a world without Solar. A world where everyone is free. Now it's morning, I have to go kiss his aerobicized ass." Gempa says this just as he finishes putting his jacket on and starts walking to the window.

"No." Hali was being slightly stern with his words. He wasn't letting Gempa face that bitch.

"Yes... I'm not as strong as you are." It was a strange thing for Gempa to admit, but it was true.

"Then let me come with."

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah... For backup. Just in case that bastard decides to attack you or something."

Gempa chuckles a bit. "I doubt he can, but thanks... Alot."

Gempa surprises Hali with a quick peck on a lips, which does indeed take Hali by surprise. Its probably because he's not used to such simpler forms of affection.(A/N I hate to interrupt with an Author's Note but writing sappy romance crap sucks for me and I f*cking hate it so much ahhhh--)

"Oh, by the way... uh.. you were my first." Gempa gives Hali an encouraging pat on the back before climbing out the window, followed by Hali, smirking.

Once they were both outside, they start heading towards Solar's house, which to their knowledge, wasn't far from where they are.

They were right, Solar's house only took a few minutes of walking to get to. Even if Gempa has been there maybe once(sort of? He's only been to his backyard to play croquet with him along with Duri and Blaze. He's never acually been inside), it was still hard to miss as it was probably one of the largest houses in town.

By the time they got there, the sun was just starting to reveal itself from the horizon, but most of the sky has already been washed with beautiful orange and yellow hues. God, does Gempa wish the world could always be like this, with no false⁠—assholic⁠— suns like Solar coming to burn away those possibilities.

Finally they reach his house and, hey! Bonus! They also found the window to his room⁠⁠— they were not taking any chances with the front door. Using a nearby tree, they managed to get through the window with much problem. It wasn't even locked. How lucky of them.

They hop in through the open window into Solar's room, which was surprisingly dark. The window Gempa and Hali went through was one of the only widows allowing natural light in. Wow, Solar is such a narcissist that he'll allow only himself to be the only light in his own room. What an ethereal bitch.

Speaking of Solar, there he was, passed on on his bed. It's obvious that he went to sleep as fast as possible as he was only wearing his white dress shirt and a pair of pants. His hair was also a mess from partying all night. And yet he still looked attractive, despite his hair looking like a rat's nest and the smell of alcohol coming from him(okay, I admit, that was a slight exaggeration. But the attractive part? Oh no I did not change one bit).

"Solar? Solar?" Gempa said quietly. After all he's just trying to wake him up not give Solar a heart attack.

Solar groans and lifts his face from the pillow.

"..What?" He groans, but not of tiredness, it's mostly because of the headache he's having due to to his hangover.

"It's me, Gempa. I'm here to apologise."

"Well hope you bought kneepads, bitch!" Solar seemed to snap awake, now probably only 20% asleep. Though he didn't get up or even open his eyes. Again, hangover. "Fix me a Prairie Oyster and I'll think about it."

"Prairie Oyster? What was in that again? Oh yeah! Raw eggs, vinegar..." Gempa mutters as he struggles to remember what the contents of that beverage was. He and Hali also start walking towards the kitchen to prepare the Prairie Oyster.

"Hot sauce, Worchester, salt, and pepper." Hali abruptly bumps in, helping Gempa remember the rest of the recipe.

"You know your hangover cures." Gempa complimented Hali just as they found the kitshen and quickly start finding the ingredients.

"My dad trained me well." Hali shrugs, it wasn't that much of a big deal when the old man constantly got drunk as hell and demanded something to lessen the headache the following morning.

It didn't take long for the pair to make a cup of Prairie Oyster. The kitchen had everything.

"Okay, look, look." Gempa giddily called to Hali to get his attention. "Okay, here's my revenge. I'm gonna put some flemglobber in Solar's Prairie Oyster and he will never know. See?" Gempa then proceeds to spit and drool over the glass, making sure the saliva ends up in the drink. But alas⁠, there's only so much spit your salivary glands could make at once, so he quickly runs out and struggles to come up with more. While Hali watched Gempa's pitiful revenge plan unfold before him, he spots some drain cleaner peeking from one of the cabinets.

"You know, I'm more of a no-rust-buildup man myself." He takes out the large container of the blue liquid and shows it to Gempa.

"Hey!" Gempa stops trying to spit into the Prairie Oyster. "Don't be a dick. That stuff would kill him!" Gempa was sounding stern. A fun prank and straight up murder are two, very different worlds.

"Thus ending his hangover!" Hali spreads his arms and leans back to emphasize his joke. He then takes an empty glass and pours the drain cleaner into it. After he's done, he lifts it up to admire the blue chemical in the light. "I say, we go with the big blue."

"You can't just go- uh.." Gempa hesitates. As much as he doesn't want Hali make Solar swallow fucking drain cleaner, he also doesn't want to raise his voice at Hali. It just felt wrong. "Besides," He argues instead. "He would never drink anything like that." He had a point, the crystal golden-brown color of the real Prairie Oyster was very different from the blue of the drain cleaner. Like that fact wasn't already obvious..

"Right... Then we use a mug." Hali picks up a mug from a shelf and pours the drain cleaner from the glass into the mug instead. "That way, he'll have no clue what he's drinking."

"I-.. Um..." Gempa hesitates. There is a chance that Solar may survive, but still, it's too risky.

"What are you? A chicken? Bawk, bawk, bawk.." Hali continues to tease Gempa by imitating the sounds of a chicken, which greatly annoyed Gempa.

"You're not funny."

"I know." It was quiet for a moment, then Hali decided the joke has gone too far. "Okay, I'm sorry."

Gempa was about to say something when Solar's voice yells from his bedroom.

"Prairie Oyster! Chop chop!!"

"Oh fuck." Gempa curses as he quickly walks to the bedroom, grabbing the wrong mug in the process. While he fails to notice, Hali does.

"Wait, Gempa-"

"Yeah?"

Hali hesitates and then decides to stay quiet. "Oh, nevermind."

"Okay..." Gempa was slightly confused but didn't put the pieces together and continues speed-walking to Solar's room.

When they got there, they found Solar has already managed to sit up despite his massive head-ache and having already put on his orange glasses, completely hiding the silver coloring of his eyes.

"Good morning, Solar." Gempa greeted while entering the room, Hali trailing close behind.

"Aw, Gempa... and Jesse James, quelle surprise." Solar said almost amusedly. Since when did he learn French? "Well, let's get to it. Beg." Solar commanded.

"Okay.. Um.." Gempa though for a second. "I think last night we both said alot of things that we-" He gets cut off by Solar's bitchy mouth.

"Actually, I prefer if you did this on your knees. You know, in front of your... boyfriend here." Solar seemed to hesitate for a second there. I mean, homosexual couples were not uncommon but the discomfort around them denfinately still existed.

"Um." Gempa, was taken aback by this, but didn't show it and just put it aside as a joke. "I'm really sorry-" Again, he gets cut of by Solar. But instead the ethereal bitch laughs.

"Oh you thought I was kidding? Down." Solar practically barks out that last bit. Gempa is certainly both pissed and frightened of this act but begrudgingly gets on his knees. Solar smiles of amusment. "Nice." Solar then snatches the mug from Gempa's hand. "But you're still dead to me." And without a second thought, he downs the whole thing swiftly, as how you're suppose to drink Prairie Oyster.

Gempa was mentally smirking, thinking Solar just drank a bunch of his mouth froth, thinking he got his revenge. However, his face quickly turns to horror as Solar starts gagging and face contorting into pain. Gempa gets up and rushes over as Solar drops the mug and staggers, clutching his throat as he coughs up blood and blue liquid.

"Oh god. Solar? Solar?!" Gempa panics. What was he supposed to do?!

Hali was just at the door a second before, but after hearing Solar's choked gasps, he too rushes over to see what was happening. Solar frantically grabs onto Gempa for support before he mutters..

"Corn.. nuts...!"

Then he drops. There Solar lays, limp and unmoving. A trail of that blue liquid, blood, and saliva dripped from the corners of his lips. There was a moment of silence before it was broken by Hali.

"Holy shit...!" He says as he just processes what just happened. Gempa looks into the mug and sees some undrunken drain cleaner inside. The look of horror on his face only intensifies as he realizes what he's done.

"Oh my god. Oh my god! Hali! Don't just stand there, Call 911!"

"I think it's a little too late for that." Hali remarks. Yeah no shit, Sherlock. Gempa tries to shake Solar awake, still hoping he's still alive and that he won't be arrested for attempted murder. Wait a sec..

"Solar! Solar! Solar. Oh my god, I just killed my best friend!"

"And your worst enemy."

"Same difference!" Gempa was still panicking. The most popular guy in school was on the floor, dead. What can he do about it? "I mean⁠- the police are gonna think I did this on purpose. Oh my god, they're gonna have to send my SAT scores to the nearest slammer!"

"Unless..." Hali smirks.

"Oh no."

"Oh yes. You can fake handwrittings, right?" Hali grabs some paper and a pen from Solar's desk and shows it to Gempa. "Then forge a suicide note in Solar's handwritting. Just make it sound deep, like⁠— My path was laid with pain, in the darkest of my days, even my brightest light faded away-"

"Which would be himself, how ironic." Gempa jokes, then giggles and chortles at his stupid joke for way longer than necessary... Until he sees the deas body in front of him and propmtly screams.

"Oh my god!"

"You think this is funny?! You could go to jail for this! Get your head straight now!" Hali practically slaps Gempa across the face just to pull him back into reality(Yeah like the dead body hasn't done that already).

"Okay. I know, I know." Gempa says as he regains his senses. "Um... Okay, Solar would never use myriad because it was the one word he missed on his vocab quiz last week."

"So, it's a badge for all his failures at school. C'mon, work with me."

Gempa takes the pen and paper from Hali and puts them against the floor to write. "Okay, where do I start?"

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Kill me. Kill me now--

Agggghh finally I got this doooonneee ahhh-

This took a few days since I started cuz I had other things to do too

But yeah, its frikin done now. Over 2000 words. A mixture of pride and disappointment rests in my stomach now :')

Honestly I've been considering watching the movie and rewriting this base on both that and the musical, because 1. I heard JD was much more assholic than in athe musical 2. The Heatherd were more human and 3. So I can actually make original dialog and not rip it straight from the musical's script

Speaking of dialog, fun fact I consider myself weak at it. In fact if you read through my oneshot closely, you can probably see all my streagths and weaknesses when it comes to writting.
I mean, thats the main reason why I wrote this, to practice my grammar and vocabulary plus my writing in general

But lets get the sappy stuff outta the way

Remember when I said Solar was attractive?

*in whispering voice* Bitch why would I lie?- :)

(Basically I love him along with Duri/Thorn and wHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA FUSE AHHHH--)

Also I can't believe I rewrote a joke... at like 7am while I was tired out of my mind

I guess it made it more stupid

Okay, I don't think I have much else to say now other than, once again, thank you to everyone for giving me the motivation to actually write, comeplete and publish this, I don't know what I'll do without you all!

Thanks for reading, thank you and goodnight