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Jimin : Oh shut up, I wasn't that drunk.

Taehyung : You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Jimin : (tearing up) But you are!

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Taehyung : Wanna see me bike around the world?

Jimin : As if-

Taehyung : (Bikes around Jimin)

Jimin : You. . . . you  just. . . 

Taehyung :  You are my world Jimin!

Jimin : (tearing up) Oh my god!

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Taehyung : Bro, let me tie your shoelaces.

Jimin : Why, bro?

Taehyung : So you won't fall for anyone else, Bro.

Jimin : Bro. 

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Taehyung : Jimin, Truth or Dare?

Jimin : Truth.

Taehyung : I dare you to kiss me!

Jimin : (Kisses Taehyung)

Jungkook : He didn't even cheeose dare!!

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Taehyung : (Bites Jimin's cheeks)

Jimin : Ow! What was that for?

Taehyung : I just thought. . . . . .

Jimin : Thought what? I would actually taste like mochi?!

Taehyung : Well yeah!

Jimin : I can't believe you.

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Jimin : I need you

Taehyung : for?

Jimin : ever.

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Jimin, as a trainee : (Praying) It's me again. I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel, the nicest angel you have!

Taehyung, walking into Bighit : (Boxy smile)

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Taehyung : (sniffing, on the verge of crying all alone)

Jimin : (halfway across the world, wincing at the twinge in his chest) Something's wrong.

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Jimin : hmmmm

Taehyung : hmmm?

Jimin : hmmm. hn

Taehyung : hmmmmmm.

Vmin : (nodding at eachother)

Namjoon : Did they understand eachother? 

Yoongi : They're soulmates! Of coure they understood.

Jungkook : (bursting into the room) I swear I heard minecraft villagers!!

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Jimin : Ow I cut my finger.

Taehyung : Let me kiss it to make it better!

Jimin : How does that help?

Taehyung : Whenever I got hurt, my mom kissed it to make it better. It always worked!

[Later]

Jimin : Seokjin hyung, I need you to punch my lips really really hard.

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Jimin : (Sees a contact named 'Love of my life' in Taehyung's phone)

Jimin : awwwwww

Jimin : Wait, this isn't my number!

Jimin : (calls number)

Panda Express : (on the other line) This is Panda Express! Hello Kim Taehyung would you like the usual?

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Taehyung : *Exists*

Anyone : H-

Jimin : (bursts into the room with a pan) NO ONE BETTER HURT HIM OR I AM GONNA TAKE. SERIOUS. OFFENCE.

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Jimin : (Calls Tae)

Jimin : Where are you?

Taehyung : Just got home from the mall. Where are you? I got everything you asked for, but I feel like I forgot something.

Jimin : Tae. . . . 

Taehyung : Yes?

Jimin : I came with you to the mall.

Taehyung :

Taehyung : I knew I forgot something!

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Taehyung : You call yourself a friend but where were you when my meme only had 4 likes?

Jimin : Making four accounts, bro.

Taehyung : Bro.

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Namjooon : What are you reading?

Jimin : A book of things I love.

Namjooon : That's a photo album of Taehyung.

Jimin : Oh what a coincidence.

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Vmin : *not talking to eachother*

Hoseok : What are they fighting about?

Seokjin : About dumplings.

Hoseok : . . . . . .Can you even fight about them?

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I hate it when people say Jimin and Taehyung would fight if both liked Jungkook,  because in fact they'd be like :

Jimin : Bro you like him, you should confess your feelings.

Taehyung : No, you liked him first, you confess.

Jimin : But you love him.

Taehyung : But I love you more.

Jimin : Bro.

Taehyung : Bro.

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