Requested by EchoTheHybrid.

This is Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter meeting HTTYD.

This is a HTTYD Modern AU, btw

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Normal POV:

Hiccup sat in his room drawing.  Well, trying to draw.  His cat, Toothless, kept knocking over his pencils and supplies.

"Toothless!" Hiccup groaned after he knocked the pencil holder over for the eighth time.

"Meow." Toothless purred while looking up at Hiccup with innocent green eyes before resuming trying to disassemble the pencil holder.

"Toothless!  Come here!" Astrid called.  Toothless stopped trying to kill the pencil holder and ran to Astrid.

"Oh, so you listen to her, not me." Hiccup exclaimed sarcastically.  "Really feeling the love, bud!"

"Well, maybe if you hadn't---" Astrid began but was soon interrupted by the twins running into the room and collapsing onto his bed.  Toothless growled at the twins, who took no notice.

"Hic--*pants*--cup....*more gasps for breath*---lady--*gasps*---kill us...." Tuff rambled on to no end until Ruff punched him in the face, effectively shutting him up and knocking him out.

"Translation, Ruff?" Hiccup asked.

"We were walking our snakes, Barf and Belch, at the park right?  And then this crazy lady appeared out of nowhere and yelled abra kadabra and tried to kill us with a stick!" Ruff explained all in one breath.

"You walk your snakes?" Astrid asked incredulously.

"That's all you have to say?" Tuff asked, regaining consciousness suddenly.

"What was I supposed to say?" she asked.

"You could, I don't know, go and see if said crazy lady is still trying to kill people with a stick?" Ruff shouted.

"Ok, everyone just stop yelling and lets go see if the twins aren't making this up." Hiccup said, rubbing his forehead.

"HEY!!"

At the park

Hiccup and Astrid looked around while the twins hid inside a bush.

"I don't see any crazy lady." Hiccup said.

"I knew it, the twins were---" Astrid began but was cut off again by the twins' shouting.

"There she is!!!" Ruff hissed and pointed to a woman in a black dress, wild, untamed black curls and holding a curved stick. 

"Oh." Hiccup said.  Then the woman turned and saw them.  She pointed the stick at Hiccup and yelled something that sounded like Abra Kadabra and a bolt of green light shot out, missing Hiccup by a few inches.

"Well." Hiccup said.  "That's certainly something you don't see everyday."

"HEY, YOU!!" Astrid shouted, pointing at the woman.  She turned to Astrid.  "YES, YOU.  STOP TRYING TO KILL US WITH A STICK.  I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SOME WEIRD MAGIC PERSON.  I HAVE A PLASTIC SPORK AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT."

 "Spork?" Tuff mouthed.

"Don't ask." Hiccup mouthed back.

Long story short, the woman never bothered them after Astrid chased her around Berk City with a plastic spork.

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I have no idea what I just wrote.  

It just popped into my head.  Like: hey, let's have Astrid threaten Bellatrix with a spork.  that'll be fun, right?