Sideshow Wade looked at his reflection, and screamed in terror! "I look like Freddy Krueger face fucked a state topographical map of Utah!" he complained. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm fuckin' unfuckable!" Harley remained calm throughout his freak out. "It's not that bad..." she said. He stopped for a moment, looking at the blonde and asked, "it's not?" Harley shrugged and said, "lot of my friends ain't pretty to look at either, Wade. Hell, Two-Face, they don't call him Two-Face for nothin'. This ain't even as bad as Killer Croc."  He smirked and said, "so you like what you see?" Harley nodded and said, "honestly, I was getting sick and tired of Joker's clown face and silly green hair. I could get used to this." He smiled, sitting next to her. "I believe we were going to fuck?" asked Wade. Harley then kissed him on the lips, and Wade took off his big clown shoes, as Harley got off the rest of his costume, stripping him naked. "Look what we got here!" she said, looking at his erected member, or in this case, a super penis. Wade then ripped Harley's red nightgown, fully exposing her naked body. "got any rubbers?" he asked. "Mistah J's cupboard," replied Harley. The scarred naked man sneaked out and snatched a condom from Joker's room. He slipped the condom on his erection getting on Harley. "balls in a hole." he said. The two then proceeded to have wild crazy sex.

In a way, Harley Quinn shook him all night long. After that many hours of crazy sex, the two naked lovers were covered in the sheets. Harley cuddled up to his chest, and said, "oh Wade... when I got a girl's night out with Red and Kitty, remind me to bring you along. I think the girls might like you." Wade smirked and said, "yeah, I've been told I'm Bill Bixby in the streets and Lou Ferrigno in the sheets." Harley giggled and kissed him on the lips, saying, "night puddin'." They then fell asleep together.