Harley and Wade walked around Gotham, as Wade looked around. Also following them was Joker's hyenas, Bud and Lou, whom Harley called her babies. "So where we going?" he asked. "A friend's place," replied Harley, winking at him. As they continued to walk, Wade looked at Harley's ass. "fine looking ass," thought Wade, smiling. "I'm very turned on right now. Especially them tits. Is she always going commando? I like it." After half an hour, Harley and Wade [along with Bud & Lou] stopped at a greenhouse, and Harley put on her makeup, domino mask, and jester cap. "Just to let you know Wade, my friend Ivy, she ain't too keen on guys," warned Harley, "or even humans for that matter. Just fair warning, she might need ta warm up to ya is all." Wade gulped, a little intimidated. "Doesn't she have one of those piranha plants that you see in those Super Mario games?"  one of the voices in Wade's head asked. Harley and Wade [along with the hyenas] then went into Ivy's hideout as Harley called out, "hey Red, you home? Red!" Then, a giant flower came in, and on top of the flower was a woman with green eyes, red hair, green skin, and a scantily clad green outwear. This was Poison Ivy.

"Hello Harley," said  Ivy, looking at Wade, Bud, and Lou, "who's this interesting man?" Bud and Lou snarled and giggled, and Ivy got off the flower, her feet touching the ground as the giant flower slithered away. "This is Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool, Red;" explained Harley, "Wade, this is my BFF, Pamela Lillian Isley, AKA Poison Ivy." Wade smiled, but Ivy was confused, "That's strange, I thought you were fiction," said Ivy in a pondering manner. Wade shrugged and said, "Eh, alternate dimension." Harley nodded and said, "oh, I get it! So Red, can Wade and I stay with you? I dumped the clown for good."

"Of course darling," said Ivy, "I just hope your pets know the rules if they think about 'watering' my plants." Harley nodded and said, "yes Red..." Ivy observed Wade as she asked, "am I going to have to give you the same shot I gave Harley that way you don't die?" Wade shook his head as he said, "nope. Got a healing factor, so I'm safe. Hell, I survived a bullet to the head from Joker earlier today." Ivy nodded and said, "that may explain a few things..." Harley then beckoned Wade to come over to her room, the Merc obliging as they entered her room. "This place has been like a second home ta me," said Harley, "it was just so generous for Red to let me stay here anytime." Wade nodded as Harley jumped into her bed, beckoning him to join her. Wade obliged, taking off the clown shoes. Harley and Wade lied on the bed, looking at each other. "You are so beautiful Harley..." said Wade. Harley smiled, giggled, and said, "why thank ya Wade. So... care ta tell me how ya became a clown and got here?"