Arkham

Now whatever happened to Joker? Well, he got found and was put back into Arkham Asylum. He was in his room with an ice pack on his ass. He didn't smile as often now. He was now the laughing stock of the Nuthouse. Opening the door was Batman of course. The door was closed as he sat in front of a table that Joker was occupying. "What do you want, Batman?" asked Joker, "Have you come to gloat? My ass hurts enough already. I won't be able to crap normally for weeks!"

"No." responded Batman, "I came to talk. I've been thinking lately. About you and me. About what's going to happen to us in the end. Perhaps you'll kill me. Perhaps I'll kill you. Perhaps sooner. Perhaps later. I wanted to know I made an attempt to talk things over, to avert that outcome. Just once." And for the first time, Joker's smug little smirk returned as he softly laughed and said, "Why Batsy, I didn't know you cared about me that way." 

"Are you listening?" snapped Batman, "This is a matter of life and death we're talking here. Maybe mine... maybe yours. I don't fully understand why our relationship has to be so fatal. I just don't want your death on my hands!" Joker was still grinning. Then Batman said, "I also ran into your ex. I hear she's got a new lover." The smile drooped from Joker's face, turning into a death glare as he snapped, "Don't you dare mention that bitch, or HIM!!!!" When he said "him," he spewed it with pure venom. "Too bad," said Batman, "one more thing..."

Suddenly, Batman grabbed Joker by the shoulders, and slammed him on the table as he glared at Joker as he growled, "Deadpool told me what you were planning on doing to Barbara. And I won't let you, YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!" Joker laughed and said, "You have nothing to threaten me with." Batman still glared as he calmly said, "Oh yes I do. You see, if you ever do hurt Barbara, I'm going to tell your ex. And you want to know what they're going to do? Deadpool's going to hold you back as he lets Harley personally castrate you. And it's going to be slow. With a rusty knife. You'll wish that I snapped your neck. Now how's that sound?" Joker's smile was changed to a look of terror. "That's what I thought." Batman coldly said, "You make me sick. We're done here." He then got out of Joker's cell, closing the door, and he left the asylum.

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