It once occurred that on a bright summer morning, Sweden was in the garage (almost typed garbage there) fixing one of the most precious objects to him: 

His chair

Carefully, he held a nail right above a small red x he had previously drawn, and raised a gigantic hammer in the air, smashing it down on the nail with all his might.

But he accidentally missed and crushed his finger.

"....... 'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" HE SCREAMED IN AGONY, STUMBLING INTO A SHELF AND KNOCKING OVER A MILLION THINGS, WHICH POURED OVER HIS HEAD LIKE RAIN ON A... RAINY DAY

HE SLOWLY LET HIMSELF FALL ON THE FLOOR, SEEING HIS LIFE FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES. HE CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR, EXPECTING HIS DEATH....

WHEN SUDDENLY, FINLAND BURST IN WITH A MEDICAL KIT

"W'FE <3333"

"I CAME TO SAVE YOU!"

HE STARted wrapping Sweden's destroyed finger in bandages, patting his head and giving him a cookie

"W'fe ' d'n't kn'w h'w ' c'ld l've w'th''t y'' y'' 'r' th' l've 'f my l'fe th' s'n 'n my sky ' pl''se d'n't 'v' r l''ve m'" 

Finland blushed, not expecting to receive such compliment. "I-I... I love you too!"

They hugged each other and married each other. Their honeymoon was in Cancun and it was beautiful...

5 Years Later:

Finland scrubbed the toilet with his bare hands because Sweden had currently lost his dream job at Ikea and now they were poor

Peter, their adopted son, was in school.... Public school

Finland teared up knowing how awful his son's life was

Sweden was in the bedroom dancing to Hakuna Matata, when he heard his wife's cries. He walked downstairs and hugged her- I MEAN HIM

"Wh't's wr'ng l'v'"

"We're poor! We can't do anything... Peter was given milk yesterday at school with a hamburger and some french fries......MILK!! HE'S GONNA GET DIARREA!"

"C'lm d'wn! 'v'ryth'ng w'll b' 'k"

"No! No it won't!!" He sobbed

"W'fe-"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Sweden backed away, almost destroyed that his wife had rejected him...

Finland noticed his mistake. "I-I'm sorry..."

"N', 't's 'k,'  d's'r'v'd 't"

"No you didn't... "

"'m s'pp's'd  t' t'k' c're 'f y'' 'nd P't'r... 'm n't d''ng '  g''d j'b.... Th's 's 'll my f''lt.... b't pl''se kn'w....' 'm try'ng t' d' my b'st b'c''se  '  h've 'lw'ys l'v'd y'' 'nd  '  st'll d' <333"

Finland cried tears of happiness and hugged Sweden, happy he was the one destiny chose for him...

They decided they would live happily, no matter how poor they were...

1 year later, they ate raw chicken and died

Yeah I could of done better idk