I didn't feel like writing the annoying "Mama mia,  I-a-love  tomatoes!" accent

f8 me m8
_________

SpaMano

More like "I'm my boyfriend's puppet"

_________

Spain and Romano were in the tomato garden harvesting them tomatoes

You see,  they always eat tomatoes. 25/8.  They never eat anything that's not tomatoes.  Anything that ain't tomatoes is shit.  All hail the tomato lord

Spain looked over at Romano as he picked the tomatoes

"He looks sexy" he thought.  "WOAH WAIT WHAT THE HELL WHAT ARE MY THOUGHTS EVE-  Hahahahaha. Who am I kidding? I'm gay for this guy since he was a fetus" 

He chuckled a weird Spanish chuckle like "huehuehue" and went back to picking the tomatoes, not before giving Romano a last glance

Romano saw this SOMEHOW (Like,  does he have eyes in his neck or something?) and blushed a little too much.  Like now he's all red. Damn boi

Spain turned around because he felt the sudden heat... or something... nobody cares about details,  let's just focus on the yaoi

He saw Romano all red as fuck and laUGHED HIS ASS OFF BECAUSE LMAO IDK

"Hahaha,  Romano! You're all red...LiKE a tOMatoE"

"I'M SICK OF YOU,  YOU BASTARD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! "

"But this is my house ;-;"

Romano got so PISSED OFF THAT HE HIT HIM WITH A TOMATO... but very weakly...

Spain got hit... softly.... And started crying.  He got up and ran home

"Hmph! " Romano hmphed and he ate a tomato....

Meanwhile,  Spain cried in his room,  hugging his tomato pillow.  Suddenly,  his limited brain thought of a muy bueno idea (All hail the bad use of Spanish words)

"I know what will get Lovi to forgive me!"  he chuckled like a small girl plotting something "mischievous" and grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and started doodling and and and AND AND AND AND AND AND-

Meanwhile,  Romano seemed to have a dramatic change in personality and now actually felt guilty?!?!  Maybe he should apologize... 

Nah

......

He picked up his sad tsundere ass and walked himself home...

And then he fell and broke his leg

He didn't scream for help because he's too proud to do that,  so he just layed on the floor,  his leg aching and- oh shit he passed out

Back to Spain,  he made a little "Forgive me" card with cute little tomatoes dancing in skirts

HE'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY,  RIGHT?!

He walked out to find Romano and-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SO KAWAII!!!

"He's taking a siesta!! Awww,  poor small adorable delicious Lovi! So small and delicate and fuckable" he said as he stared at Romano,  not noticing how twisted and fucked up his leg was.  I mean,  legs don't twist like that,  man

Spain layed down next to Romano and just looked up at the wonderful afternoon sky with his stupid dysfunctional eyes

After 40 hours,  Romano finally woke up and coughed a bit.  Spain violently jerked his head towards him. "OH NO WE GOTTA TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL"

"wot"

SPAIN SCOOPED UP ROMANO IN HIS ARMS AND STARTED SPEEDING TOWARDS THE NEAREST HOSPITAL

"W-Where are we going you stupid bastard fuck shit?"

"The hospital! The one North from here"

Something inside Romano snapped

"I KNEW IT! YOU ALWAYS LIKED MY STUPID BROTHER BETTER!!!"

"Pardon-?"

"DON'T BE AN IDIOT YOU FUCKING BASTARD SON OF A BITCH"

"^^ Watch your profanities,  Lovi"

They arrived at the hospital.

Eh,  I'm not a hospitalian so I'll just skip to the part when they're ok

Romano was laying in the hospital bed, his whole body in a cast for some absurd reason

"OH,  THIS IS ALL MY FAULT! " salted and wet waterfalls poured out of Spain's eyeballs

"I don't care. Give me food,  I'm starving"

"SI,  RIGHT AWAY"

Unfortunately,  the hospital ran out of food and he had to go all the way back to his house to gather a whole basket of tomatoes

When he arrived and gave them to Romano,  he wasn't hungry anymore and just threw them away

Oh,  how he loved Romano. He was so sweet ^^

Spain sat next to Romano and held his hand (Stories don't make sense.  Just pay attention to the yummy stuff)

Romano was now blushing again.  Spain looked at him and said "Hey... I love you"

".....Yeah,  whatever"

That was the closest to "I love you too" that he had ever gotten!  He leaned over him,  their lips almost touching....

But then France and Prussia burst in and started dancing in their underwear.  Spain joined them

I present to you... The Bad Touch Trio!

Francis Bonnefoy,  Antonio Fernández Carriedo and...

*squints at paper*

Gulbert Bellyshit

Romano was now ok and they went home and had sex

Who cares?