Canada fabulously strut down the catwalk, wearing white ankle boots, black leggings, and a loose hot pink tank top. 

"Yaaa, bitches sksksks" he said as he darkened his clothes and struck a fabulous pose. 

The audience roared. They literally roared. They were all lions.

As he reached the end of the catwalk, he received an award, for being the best motherfucker in existence, but was forced to refuse it. "Sorry, I'M NOT HERE RIGHT NOW" he shouted as he disappeared in midair.

This was outstanding, and never before seen in, like, the history of EVER

Then he appeared in Roblox and found an enderman woWZA

Then he woke up.

Apparently, Canada had fallen asleep during the World Meeting, because it was boring. Meetings are boring, especially when you're always forgotten about.

Canada had tried countless times (like, 3) to participate, but no one ever seemed to notice him. He sighed a lonely sigh-

Everyone would forget about his existence and end up not noticing him, like, ever, no matter what he did.

Like that one time Canada was kidnapped in front of everyone, tortured, enslaved, murdered, murdered again, framed for his own murder and then murdered yet again.

He literally received cock and ball torture and nobody cared.

Because nobody notices or cares about Canada.

Except for his bear, Kumajohnwick, except sometimes he forgets who he is. Which is sad because they've known each other for hundreds of years.

So sad.

The only reason Canada wasn't emo was because otherwise, he would blend in with the shadows and that would make it even harder for anyone to notice him one day.

He sighed and tapped his pencil against the wooden table. "M   A  P  L E" he said in a whisper.

Canada turned to his little white bear companion.

"Kumajojoreference, why does nobody notice me??"

".... Who are you??"

":("

Canada cried sad tears of maple syrup. He was so tired of all this negligence.

The meeting ended, and everyone stood up and left, leaving Canada crying at the table.

But apparently, not everyone left.

Canada suddenly felt a presence close to him, so he lifted up his head from his arms.

It was Russia!!

"Privet, comrade" he said in a very strong Russian accent, because what else would a Russian say?  "You are Canada, da?"

Mixing up languages is a very bilingual thing to do. Trust me. I am an expert.

"You can see me??? A-Ah! Yes, I am Canada!!" Canada was so surprised somebody finally noticed him, even if it was this fucking scary Russian!!!

"Yes, of course I can." Russia replied, russianly. "I have noticed that you are crying and are very upset. I understand why you are crying. If I were you, I would also be crying and very upset, because your team is destined to lose against mine in today's hockey game."

Canada would've been offended but he heard the word hockey and was immediately distracted from Russia's harsh words.

"Oh, right!! Today's the big game: Canada vs Russia. Aw, maple. I have to go home and watch it..."

"I am afraid you will not be going anywhere, because a few seconds ago, there was a horrible snow storm and now we are trapped in here"

"A horrible snow storm?? Oh no!"

"Da, it is indeed very unfortunate. It lasted 2 seconds, and then it stopped. The whole building is buried under 10 feet of snow."

"Maple" said the Canadian as he rested his head once more against the table.

"I am sorry you have to be trapped in here with me..." said Russia, as he chugged down a whole gallon of vodka, because he was Russian.

Russia didn't know Canada very much, but he thought he was a good kid and didn't deserve to be with him. He always scared away his friends. Like that time he was playing tag with Latvia and he yanked a tree out of the ground and whacked him with it, putting him into a 7 year coma. Latvia still can't see a tree without crying.

"Actually... I really enjoy your company. You don't seem as bad as they say you are. If you don't mind.... maybe we can become friends??" Timidly, the Canadian looked down. "Nobody has noticed me in a long time, and nobody every bothers to remember me, either. You're the first person in a long while to do that.... Thanks." He blushed a little as he smiled genuinely at Russia, his purple eyes staring deeply into the other's.

"Ok, that means you are my property now" said Russia

"Ah ok- WHAT??"

And so, they became great friends!

After 6 weeks, the snow had finally melted and they were able to escape! Unfortunately, they had to eat Kumajiro because they literally had no food. But Canada didn't mind, because during those six weeks, he started crushing real hard on Russia.

Before, he was a scary tall mysteriously mysterious Russian man, but now, in his eyes at least, he was a big kind sexy beast.

Canada and Russia were always together. They went to the park together, to the beach, to the movies, to the strip club, to restaurants-

Canada loved Russia so much. He was the kindest person ever. Of course, he had his days.... Like one time when they went to the forest to explore the wilderness and Russia attacked a wild deer. Canada had to explain to the policeman that his friend was, in fact, a very kind man, as Russia gnawed on the deer's head.

One day, while they were at the World Meeting, Russia was talking about how the bees are literally fucking dying and we need to do something about it, and America interrupted saying "What do YOU know??? You're just a spooky communist!!"

"Canada told me about this the other day and I think it's important we do something-"

"Lmfao who's Canada?? Your imaginary boyfriend???"

Everyone laughed.

Russia got so angry.

"Canada!! He's your brother!! He's a country just like us! He has interesting things to say, yet nobody bothers to listen to him! If you just pulled your head out of your asses you would all just see the amazing person you're missing out on! "

"So he is your boyfriend lmao you love him" America mocked him

Everyone mocked him as well.

Russia was so overwhelmed with feelings, he didn't know what to do. Ever since he started hanging out with Canada, he started feeling things he didn't know he was capable of feeling. Like... not violent feelings of pounding and choking someone. Positive feelings of pounding and choking someone.

Canada slammed his fist on the table! "Stop mapleing bothering him, you fools!"

"..... What the fuck, who the fuck are you??" said France, the guy girl hairy thing who raised him

Canada was absolutely heartbroken

Russia was so angry, he pulled out a rifle and killed everyone in the room

":0" said Canada

"Matvey" said Russia

"What"

And then they violently made out and fucked over all the corpses

But sUDDENLY BELARUS CAME BACK TO LIFE AND GRABBED CANADA'S ANKLES "NOBODY BUT ME CAN LOVE BIG BROTHER"

CANADA SCREAMED AND BELARUS DRAGGED HIM TO HELL WITH HER

RUSSIA CRIED BUT THEN HE REMEMBERED THAT HE WAS TECHNICALLY THE KING OF HELL BECAUSE HE WAS A COMMUNIST LMAO SO SUNK TO HELL TOO AND THEN HE KILLED BELARUS AGAIN AND SENT HER TO HELL²

Russia and Canada got married and kissed each other literally always forever and they were never cold anymore because hell was very hot

But Russia had to leave his lover's side soon, because he had to shoot some German guy in the spine...

He didn't know why, it was just a gut feeling

He snapped his fingers and a portal opened to another dimension, another universe...

Before Canada, he would wander around dimensions, shooting random Germans, jumping out of people's closets, or kidnapping and murdering people without really knowing what to do after that or what he wanted, but..... now, he had a purpose. He would keep fooling around with portals and different timelines, but he would always come back to this one, to be with his dear Matvey, whom he loved so much....

The End