LietBel
I didn't find any decent LietBel fanfics on wattpad, and I'm too lazy to search on ao3 or ff.net, so I'm just going to write this based on what I think a LietBel fanfic would be like. Hope I'm somewhat accurate-
It was a cold, chilly day in Russia, because everything takes place in Russia. Lithuania was washing the dishes and Estonia and Latvia were probably dead because they don't appear in these sort of things because nobody cares.
Suddenly, Belarus walked in and Lithuania's heart stopped. He woke up in the hospital, Russia and Belarus surrounding him. "What happened?" Lithuania clutched his heart and looked at both of them.
"Your heart stopped and we rushed you to the hospital.... right after a game of mahjong" Russia smiled and placed his hand on Lithuania's shoulder. "I have to leave, China is waiting for me"
"What?" Belarus glared at him.
".... A MUCH SORRYZ I NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH- " RUSSIA RAN OUT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
Lithuania sighed and looked at the beautiful girl in front of him. He liked Belarus ever since Russia presented her to him.
"U-Uhm... Belarus-"
Belarus was furiously shoving breadsticks in her purse. "I'm sorry I have to go follow big brother"
"C-Can you please stay here... With me?"
"Ew" she punched him in the chest and left. Lithuania had a heart attack shortly after that.
The next day
The Lithuania was free to leave the hospital for some reason. He headed over to Russia's house and wAS SHOCKED FOR LIFE
BELABITCH WAS ON TOP OF RUSSIA AND RUSSIA WAS CRYING FOR HELP!!! LITHUANIA GASPED LOUDLY AND SCREAMED "INCEST IS BADCEST" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Belarus, after 45 minutes, realized Lithuania was there and ran away crying. Russia died.
Lithuania felt terrible and followed her to her room, knocking on her door. "Belarus...?"
She opened the door, knife in hand and wearing a shirt that said "yakuza".
"I-I'm sorry..." he looked down, avoiding eye contact with her.
Belarus TORE HIS FACE OFF WITH HER BARE HANDS AND LITHUANIA TRIED NOT TO SCREAM BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE RUDE
"I forgive you" she said. "And since Russia is dead, I will now marry you"
Lithuania would of blushed, but he had no face.
They got married in Mexico and ate tacos the end
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