im gonna try and write all your suggestions (the ones on "-2-"), so yeah. if you want something some ship or any crappy idea, go comment on that. or whatever. goddammit

also wtf i found no densu fanfics on here??? like 9 of them only

For some unexplainable reason, Denmark and Sweden were trapped together inside the Nordic household. Something about the weather-

Norway disappeared, Finland died for some reason and Iceland drowned in a flood... in Asia

They were both sitting on the couch watching that show where they jumped on balls and got all gooey. What was it called....?

Ah- Wipeout.

Sweden didn't like being alone with Denmark at all. He was so obnoxious. Obnoxious. Remember that word, I'll use it all the fucking time.

He didn't hAte him or anything, he just thought he was obnoxious and really annoying. Of course, they had shared many moments together, like sleeping together in a tree cuddling and shit, and having sex to keep warm in the middle of a snow storm. That meant bullshit, though.

Suddenly, Denmark's stomach growled because he hadn't eaten in like 28 days

THAT WAS SO OBNOXIOUS!!! WHY WAS HE SO ANNOYING

"Hey, s v e,  could you please make me a sandwich......?"

"  'k"

hNGFGHFBF

He got up, made him a sandwich and brought it to him.

".....Sweden...."

"......?"

"You left the crust."

" 'xc's'  m'??"

"You left the fucking crust. You know I hate the crust. WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. I DONT KNOW WHY-  I'M TRYING TO DO MY BEST AND YOU OUT HERE HATING ME AND SHIT-" HE SOBBED AND GOT DRUNK IN LIKE 3 SECONDS BECAUSE THERE WAS SOMe beer somewhere around there, idk

"  ''t  y''r  f'k'ng s'ndw'tch  'r 'll  ch'ck 't ''t  th'   w'nd'w!!! " 

"SEE!! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! YOU HATE ME! WHAT DID I DO WRONG"

" b'tch  '   w'nt  m'  t'  m'k'   '   l'st???"

"i  CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU-"

HE DREW HIS AXE OUT (he named it alaxeandra)  AND SWEDEN DREW OUT A CHAIR AND THEY BEGAN A BATTLE

"wwwiiipPPPEEEEOOOUUUTTT" SHOUTED THE TV AS THEY BRAWLED TO DEATH IN THE LIVING ROOM

THEY BOTH CIRCLED EACH OTHER, CAUTIOUS OF BOTH THEIR MOVEMENTS UNTIL SWEDEN STEPPED ON A LARGE LEGO THING

"  ''''''HHHHHHHHHHHHHH"  HE SHOUTED AND DROPPED TO THE FLOOR IN OBVIOUS PAIN

"Oh.... I'm sorry, that was a Lego crown I was working on"

"......wh't-"

"Sweden I'm in love with you, I was making that for you"

"................."

Sweden got up and went upstairs

Denmark was so sad, but then Sweden came back down with a couch crown he made. Literally 4 couches nailed together in form of a crown.

"  f'r  y''  b'c''s'  'm  g'y"

"................."

"ok"

"  'k"

"ok"

" 'k"

"ok"

" 'k"

".... Who's gonna top?"

"......."

"......"

aND THUS ANOTHER BRAWL OCCURRED-